快点配音台词
㈠ 求魔兽世界的一些经典台词，比如，，天哪，你真高。。
英雄，那是你的过去。——巫妖王《魔兽世界》
有时候…我真希望能有人来给我一个又大又久的拥抱。——克尔苏加德《魔兽世界》
没人生来杰出（No one breather who is worthier）——奥格瑞姆·毁灭之锤《魔兽世界》
记住‘被遗忘者’的含义，我们既非生者也非死者，我们将被活着的和死去的人遗忘。我们回到了曾经告别的世界上，但是却永远无法回到我们曾经活着的那些日子，永远无法回到那些我们曾经爱过的人的身边。我们是存在也是诅咒，因此我们遗忘过去，并且被过去遗忘.——希尔瓦娜斯《魔兽世界》
生命总会在最黑暗的地方绽放。——阿莱克丝塔萨《魔兽世界》
生命本身毫无意义，只有死亡才能让你了解人性的真谛——莫格莱尼《魔兽世界》
我终有一天会死,但不是今天。——军团士兵纳兹戈林《魔兽世界》
你知道，一万年了，泰兰德还是那么美。——伊利丹《魔兽世界》
兽人永不为奴，我们终将成王——加尔鲁什·地狱咆哮《魔兽世界》
我有一千个词汇来形容大海的美丽，却找不到一个词来形容你的无聊。——海象人《魔兽世界》
拓展资料：
军团再临
故事背景
萨格拉斯之墓再度开启，燃烧军团的恶魔涌入我们的世界。他们那强大而恐怖的力量足以将黑暗泰坦召唤到艾泽拉斯——而且它们已经找到了让萨格拉斯再度降临的关键所在。
联盟和部落都在战事中耗尽了力量，只有这个世界上最具传奇色彩的神器，在破碎群岛上寻找泰坦的遗迹，挑战燃烧军团，保卫艾泽拉斯最后的希望。
版本简介
《魔兽世界》第6个资料片《魔兽世界：军团再临》在2015德国科隆游戏展公布，魔兽世界即将揭开燃烧军团全面入侵的恐怖时代，玩家将化身为艾泽拉斯的精英护卫，而联盟与部落之间的冲突也将攀上新的高峰。新资料片可谓诚意满满，除了新职业恶魔猎手以及伊利丹再次登场之外，众多新要素也足以让玩家再次为魔兽世界而疯狂。除此之外，在发布会的最后设计师还透露《魔兽世界：军团再临》将在年内开启Beta测试。2016年9月1日全球同步上线。
开放新的大陆：破碎群岛，新增职业恶魔猎手，将等级上限提升到110级，PvP评级系统重制，改进幻化系统，改进社交功能，角色直升——将一个角色直升至100级！
争霸艾泽拉斯
故事背景
艾泽拉斯的人民为了阻止燃烧军团毁天灭地的远征，付出了惨痛的代价——即使世界的伤痕能够愈合，但联盟和部落之间破碎的信任却难以重建。双方积怨已久，冲突一触即发，赶快召集盟友为你的阵营而战——这场战火将铸就艾泽拉斯的未来。
版本简介
《魔兽世界》第七个资料片《争霸艾泽拉斯》于北京时间2017年11月4日的2017暴雪嘉年华公布。在《争霸艾泽拉斯》中，燃烧军团的陨落引发了一系列灾难性事件，并重新点燃了荣耀的联盟和强大的部落之间的战火。随着新战争纪元的开始，艾泽拉斯的英雄们必须踏上艰苦的旅程，寻找新的盟友，并争夺世界上最强大的力量来扭转战局。双方将进行多线对战，而获胜的一方将引领艾泽拉斯走向未知的未来。
新大陆：库尔提拉斯（联盟），赞达拉（部落）；六大新同盟种族：虚空精灵、光铸德莱尼、黑铁矮人、夜之子、至高岭牛头人、赞达拉巨魔。新玩法：海岛远征 、战争前线 、艾泽拉斯之心 。新地下城和团队副本；角色直升110级；等级上限提升至120级。
2018年7月19日凌晨，《魔兽世界》国服进行了短暂维护，国服8.01版已正式上线。
㈡ 求广播剧少年音的台词
白无常（炫光）：
声线：温柔少年音
性格：温柔，可靠
人设：白无常，原为天帝之子，被后羿射落而成为冥神。
【试音词】
白无常：【凝重】阿黑，（黑无常：不要叫我阿黑！）我们还是带红曲去见大王吧，秋河似乎不正常，看起来完全就像个凡人！
白无常：【笑~】你不觉得我们穿西装很好看吗？鬼神的文明并非止步不前啊！而且你是秋河的女儿，是下一代的拂水姬，和你初次见面，当然要穿正式一点。比如说这家伙……他穿的可是自己最好的一身丧服！
张尉：十三岁，是一个正直且有些木讷的少年，向往将军的梦想，因笨拙而往往碰到了许多不明就理的事情，对他人很好。
CV：直接，语气沉稳平和富有感情
张尉：（关心且热情）中午饭，给你们留的，快吃吧，我马上要去上剑术课了。两位同门吃一个包子垫垫肚子吧，可能要跪一下午。
张尉：（热心督促）两位小姐不是要洗这么长时间吧，快一点好不好，再慢就没时间吃饭了，
张尉：（恍然大悟）喂，喂，等等。唐谧，你没事么？唐谧，你一直在捉弄我是不是。
张尉：（生气）你还没问就说她不会说实话，这不是已经断定她无论说什么都是假话么?做人不能如此的!
桓澜：十二岁，生为魏王幼子，魏王桓沧之弟的少年，对待朋友时候免不得总有些高傲的姿态，痴迷于武学，冷然而不善交谈
CV：一点拽拽的姿态，突出他的聪明与骄傲，对旁人冷淡，对自己的好友则是有耐心。
桓澜：（专注 认真）两柄剑上所凝的内力都太强，刚才两剑相抵，剑上聚力太大，如若他们不松手，两柄剑可能就都毁了。
桓澜：（自信）不一定，若是再斗一段仍然不分胜负，司徒宗主的内力强于穆宗主，便要开始占上风了。
慕容斐：翩翩佳公子，温润如玉型少年声线 十三岁，身世为慕容世家的豪门子弟，翩翩公子，其人风度涵养一流，有着年少老熟的沉稳 和理智，仍有虚荣和好胜心
试音台词：
慕容斐：几位同门可是遇到什么难事？或许斐可以助一臂之力。
慕容斐：回宗主，斐遇两位同门于栈道，因两位同门体力不支，请斐帮助上玄天阁，故才出此下策 ，斐明知故犯，请宗主处罚。
慕容斐：因为我这个人算计得很清楚，走邪路付出的代价，我觉得有点得不偿失啊。
㈢ 德云社于谦唱的快板同仁堂的台词。要完整的
《同仁堂》表演者：于谦
《同仁堂》台词如下：
哎，那同仁堂啊，开的本是老药铺，
先生好比这个甩手自在王。
药王爷就在上边坐，十大名医列在两旁。
先拜药王后拜你，那么你是药王爷的大徒弟。
这个药王爷，本姓孙，提龙跨虎，手捻着针。
内科先生孙思邈，外科的先生华佗高。
孙思邈，医术高，三十二岁入的堂朝。
正宫的国母得了病，走线号脉治好了。
一针治好娘娘的病，两针治好了龙一条。
万岁一见龙心喜，钦身点他在当朝。
封他文官他也不要，封他武将就把头摇。
万般出了无计奈，钦身赐柬大黄袍。
在一旁怒恼哪一个，惹恼了敬德老英豪。
为臣我东挡西杀南征北战跨马抡鞭功劳大，
你为何不赐那黄袍？
一副钢鞭拿在了手，手拿钢鞭赶黄袍，一赶赶到八里桥。
药王爷，妙法高，脱去了黄袍换红袍。
黄袍供在药王阁（gao），黎民百姓才把香烧。
王阁里面有栏柜，那栏柜三尺三寸三分三厘高。
一边撂着轧药碾，一边供着铡药刀。
铡药刀，亮堂堂，几味草药您老先尝。
先铡这个牛黄与狗宝，后铡槟榔与麝香。
桃仁陪着杏仁睡，二人躺在了沉香床。
睡到三更茭白叶，胆大的木贼跳进墙。
盗走了水银五十两，金毛的狗儿叫汪汪。
有丁香去送信，人参这才坐大堂。
佛手抄起甘草棍，棍棍打在了陈皮上。
打得这个陈皮流鲜血，鲜血甩在了木瓜上。
大风丸，小风丸，胖大海，滴溜圆，
狗皮膏药贴伤寒。
我有心接着药名往下唱，
唱到明儿个也唱不完，
我唱的是：祝各位身体健康福寿双全！
于谦，汉族，1969年1月24日生于北京，祖籍陕西蓝田。相声演员、中国国民党革命委员会成员、北京摇滚协会副会长、北京马术文化节儿童马术推广大使。
1982年考入相声班学艺，在校期间跟随相声演员王世臣、罗荣寿、高凤山、赵世忠学习。1985年拜师石富宽先生。1995年毕业于北京电影学院影视导演系。
《同仁堂》，传统相声，串连了一百多味中药。原表演者高凤山。《同仁堂》的文本巧妙地用中药材的名字讲了一个“木贼”颇有趣味的故事。
同仁堂，是全国中药行业著名的老字号。创建于1669年（清康熙八年），自1723年开始供奉御药，历经八代皇帝188年。
在300多年的风雨历程中，历代同仁堂人始终恪守“炮制虽繁必不敢省人工，品味虽贵必不敢减物力”的古训，树立“修合无人见，存心有天知”的自律意识，造就了制药过程中兢兢小心、精益求精的严细精神，其产品以“配方独特、选料上乘、工艺精湛、疗效显著”而享誉海内外，产品行销40多个国家和地区。
(3)快点配音台词扩展阅读：
《同仁堂》，传统相声，串连了一百多味中药。原表演者高凤山。《同仁堂》的文本巧妙地用中药材的名字讲了一个“木贼”颇有趣味的故事。
同仁堂，是全国中药行业著名的老字号。创建于1669年（清康熙八年），自1723年开始供奉御药，历经八代皇帝188年。
在300多年的风雨历程中，历代同仁堂人始终恪守“炮制虽繁必不敢省人工，品味虽贵必不敢减物力”的古训，树立“修合无人见，存心有天知”的自律意识，造就了制药过程中兢兢小心、精益求精的严细精神，其产品以“配方独特、选料上乘、工艺精湛、疗效显著”而享誉海内外，产品行销40多个国家和地区。
㈣ 求英语经典配音独白（女的）尽快！！
有一部是讲威尼斯女诗人,政绩veronica franco的影片叫红颜祸水。（the Honest courtsan.）
里头最后面有一段很棒的独白！
I will confess, Your Grace.
我认罪，法官大人
法官: That will please God.Proceed.
上帝会宽恕你的。开始吧。
I confess...as a girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry.
我承认，当我还是一个女孩时，我爱上了一个男人，但他不会娶一个没有嫁妆的女孩。
I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life.
我承认，我有一个母亲，他教会我另一种生存方式
One I resisted at first but learned to embrace.
一种我开始反对，但最终学会接受的方式。
I confess I became a courtesan.
我承认我成为了一个政妓。
Traded yearning for power, welcomed many
rather than be owned by one.
用欲望去换取势力，我愿接受众多，与其被一人拥有。
I confess I embraced a whore's freedom
over a wife's obedience.
我承认我拥护一个妓女的自由多余一个妻子的尊顺。
法官:This is not repentance.
你这不是在忏悔！
What am I to do?
那我应该怎么做？
I must confess my evil.
These are my sins.
我必须承认我所有的邪恶。这些都是我的罪.
修道士：She must repent witchcraft.
她必须为她的巫术忏悔
国王：I see no harm in hearing her.
She will save or damn herself.
我不认为听听她“悔过”会有什么问题！
她将拯救或诋毁她自己，这是他的选择。
法官：The prisoner has already damned herself，But if it pleases the esteemed doge of Venice...she may continue her heresy.
犯人已经在诋毁自己了。但如果威尼斯的国王愿意听，她可以继续。
I confess I find more ecstasy
in passion than in prayer.
我承认，我在激情比在祷告中找到了更多的喜悦。
I confess...
我承认
I confess I pray still......to feel the touch of my lover's lips...
...his hands upon me...
...his arms enfolding me.
我承认，我仍然祈祷着我能再一次感受我爱人的唇，他手掌的安抚，他拥抱着我的臂膀。
Such surrender has been mine.
我仍为之屈服。
I confess I hunger still
to be filled and inflamed.
我承认，我的饥渴仍向往着被倾注被燃烧！
To melt into the dream of us......beyond this troubled place...
在我们的梦中被融化，离开这个迷乱的地方。。。
...to where we are not even ourselves.
去到一个我们已不再是自己的地方。。。
To know that always...
知道那里
...always this is mine.
那里将永远属于我。
If this had not been mine,
if I had lived another way...
如果我为曾拥有过这些，我曾以另一种方式生存。
...a child to a husband's whim...my soul hardened from lack of touch
and lack of love...
相夫教子，我的灵魂会因为这个无触无爱的方式而变得僵硬。
...I confess such endless days
and nights...
我承认这种永无天日的生活
...would be punishment greater
than any you could mete out.
将比你任何的惩罚还要大！
法官：Finished?
你结束了？
No, Your Grace.
没有，法官大人
You, all of you...
你，你们所有人
...who hunger for what I give but cannot bear to see such power in a woman...
你们渴望着我所给于的一切，但却无法容纳一个女子可以拥有这样的力量。
...you call God's greatest gift...
你们称上帝所赐予的最好的礼物。。。
...ourselves...
我们。。。
...our yearning, our need to love,
我的欲望，我们对爱的渴望
you call it filth...and sin and heresy...
你们称它为 污秽，罪恶和邪教。。。
法官：Enough. One last time before you are condemned: Do you repent or not?
够了，最后一遍，在你的判决前，你是否悔过？
I repent there was no other way
open to me. I do not repent my life.
我忏悔我没有其他选择, 但我并不对我的人生而忏悔！
Ten Things I Hate About You 《对面恶女看过来》
最后的章节，kat读自己的诗。
Kat: I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare I hate your big mb combat boots. And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick-- it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh -- even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - - not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
The Hours 《时时刻刻》
Background: Laura (Julianne Moore) has come to Clarissa's apartment after being informed of the death of Richard (Ed Harris), her estranged son. Here she explains to Clarissa (Meryl Streep), Richard’s closest friend and could've-been lover, why she left her family one day.
劳拉来到科拉里萨的家并告知她她儿子的死讯。并解释为什么她离开了她的家。
（没看过时时刻刻，不过是奥斯卡的获奖片，所以并不熟悉这段，但应该是恨有名的独白。）
Laura: There are times when you don’t belong and you think you’re going to kill yourself. Once I went to a hotel. That night…later that night, I made a plan. Plan was, I would leave my family when my second child was born. And that’s what I did. Got up one morning, made breakfast, went to the bus stop, got on a bus. I’d left a note. (pause) I got a job in a library in Canada. It would be wonderful to say you regretted it. It would be easy. But what does it mean? What does it mean to regret when you have no choice? It’s what you can bear. There it is. No one is going to forgive me. (Laura looks at Clarissa, steady, unapologetic.) It was death. I chose life.
Breakfast at Tiffany's 蒂凡西的早餐
赫本最为经典的剧目之一，没看过，不过很有名。
Holly: Look, I know what you think. And I don't blame you, I've always thrown out such a jazzy line. But really...except for Doc...and you...Jose is my first non-rat romance. Oh, not that he's my ideal of the absolute finito. He tells little lies and worries about what people think and he wants to be the President of Brazil. I mean it's such a useless thing for a grown man to want to be and takes about fifty baths a day. I think a man should smell...at least a little bit. No, he's too prim and cautious to be my absolute ideal. If I were free to choose from anybody alive...just snap my fingers and say "Come here, you!"...I wouldn't pick Jose. Nehru maybe...or Adlai Stevenson or Sidney Poiter or Leonard Bernstein...but I do love Jose. I honestly think I'd give up smoking if he asked me to!
The Blair Witch Project 《布莱尔女巫》
很经典的纪实恐怖片，女主角自拍特写的镜头并很害怕的叙述着。。。。 如果你想尝试一下特别的。 这个是整部片最经典的镜头，被很多人拿来翻版，恶搞。但据说女主角当时是真的很害怕，所以才特别真实，鼻涕眼泪的一大把。
Heather: I just want to apologize to Mike's mom and Josh's mom and my mom and I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. (looks away from camera, scared) I was very naive and very stupid and I shouldn't have put other people in danger for something that was all about me and my selfish motives. I'm so sorry for everything that has happened because in spite of what Mike says now it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted on everything. I insisted we weren't lost. I insisted we keep going. I insisted we walk south. Everything had to be my way and this is where we've ended up. And it's all because of me we're here now hungry and cold and hunted. I love you mom and dad. I am so sorry. It was never my intention to hurt any one and I hope that's clear. (begins to hyperventilate) I am so scared. What was that? I'm scared to close my eyes and I'm scared to open them. I'm going to die out here. Every night we just wait for them to come. (breaks down and sobs)
Bridget Jones's Diary 《BJ单身日记》
不熟的片子，不知道是哪个场面的。。。。
Bridget: There's something that i have to say. You once said that you liked me just as I was... and I just wanted to say... well... likewise you know? I mean you wear stupid things your mum buys you- that tie's another classic- you're hauty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation, and I seriously believe you should reconsider the length of your sideburns. But you're a nice man and I like you. And if you wanted to pop by sometime, it would be nice... more than nice.
Chicago《芝加哥》
芮妮齐薇格演的roxie，虽然和上面的是同一个人，但角色迥然不同。 友一句唱。
Roxie: (speaking to Mama) I always wanted to have my name in all the papers. Before I met Amos I use to date this well-to-do ugly bootlegger. He used to like to take me out and show me off. Ugly guys like to do that. Once it said in the paper, "Gangland's Al Capelli seen at Chez Vito with cute blond chorine." That was me. I clipped it and saved it. You know, all my life I wanted to have my own act. But noooo, no, no, no, it's always no, they always turned me down. One big world full of no! And then Amos came along. Safe, sweet Amos. Who never says no. Ohh. (coy giggles) I’ve never done this before, but you know, it is such a special night and you are such a great audience! (applause from Roxie's "audience") And, and, I just really feel like I can talk to you, you know? So forget what you've read in the papers, and forget what you’ve heard on the radio because, because, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. (giggles) Not that the truth really matters, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. In the bed department, Amos was......zero. I mean, when he made love to me, it was like, it was like he was fixing a carborator or something, (pretends to play with her breasts, imitating Amos) "I love ya, honey, I love ya!" Anyway, I started fooling around...and then I started screwing around, which is fooling around without dinner. Then I met Fred Casley, who said he could get me into vaudeville, but that didn't quite work out like I planned. I guess it didn't really work out too great for Fred either. So I gave up with the whole vaudeville idea, 'cause you gotta figure after all those years -- opportunities just pass you by. (sings) But it ain't, oh no no no no, but it ain't. (speaking again) And now, if this Flynn guy gets me off, with all this publicity, I got me a world full of YES!
The English Patient 英国病人
老片没看过。但是名片。
A very slow reading; switches voices back and forth from the recent past to the present, Katharine (Kristin Scott Thomas) and Hana (Juliette Binoche).
不过要两个声音。。。。
Voice of Hana/Voice of Katharine: My darling. I'm waiting for you. How long is the day in the dark? Or a week? The fire is gone. And I'm cold, horribly cold. I really want to drag myself outside but then there'd be the sun. I'm afraid I'll waste the light on the paintings, not writing these words. We die. We die, we die rich with lovers and triumphs, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have...entered and swum up like rivers. Fears we have hidden in--like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. Where the real country is. Not boundaries drawn on maps, names of powerful men. I know you'll come carry me out to the Palace of Winds. That's what I've wanted: to walk in such a place with you. With friends and an earth without maps. The lamp has gone out and I'm writing in the darkness.
Stepmom《继母》
很经典的台词，是朱丽亚。罗伯茨演的，很喜欢，不过片子并不出名。
Isabel: I never wanted to be a mom. Well, sharing it with you is one thing, but caring alone the rest of my life, always being compared to you. You're perfect. They worship you. I just don't want to be looking over my shoulder everyday, for twenty years, knowing that someone would have done it right, done it better, the way that I can't. You're mother-earth incarnate, you ride with Anna, you know every story, every wound, every memory Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you. Every single moment. Don't you get it? Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her Fitting her veil, fluffing her dress. Telling her, no woman has ever looked that beautiful. And my fear is that (pause) she'll be thinking "I wish my mom was here".
You've Got Mail 电子情书
Meg Ryan 的台词，不过好像是打字的独白。
Kathleen: I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends -- as opposed to what we actually are, people who don't know each other's names and met in an "Over 30" chat room where we both claimed we'd never been before. What will NY152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up. I go on line, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you.
The Wizard of Oz 绿野仙踪
桃乐丝回到家后跟她的阿姨的独白，不过是很老很老的片子了。 所以比较。。。老旧。。。不过最后一句很经典There's no place like home!
Dorothy: But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you...and you were there. But you couldn't have been could you? No, Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful--but just the same all I kept saying to everybody was "I want to go home," and they sent me home! Doesn't anybody believe me? But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home. And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again. Because I love you all. And... Oh Auntie Em! There's no place like home!
The Terminator 终结者
哈哈，沙拉最后对自己肚子里的孩子的话，很有意思，你看过就应该知道，她肚子里的孩子，是这个孩子在未来的哥们儿的儿子。。。。。。巨乱的！
Sarah: The hardest thing is deciding what I should tell you and what not to. Well, anyway, I've got a while yet before you're old enough to understand the tapes. They're more for me at this point... to help get it all straight.
Should I tell you about your father? That's a tough one. Will it change your decision to send him here...knowing? But if you don't send Kyle, you could never be. God, you can go crazy thinking about all this...I suppose I'll tell you...I owe him that. And maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few hours we had together we loved a lifetime's worth...
Serendipity 缘份天注定 / 美国情缘 / 情有独钟
很无聊的片子，将缘分的。。。个人不喜欢，不过台词还行，不大出名。
Sara: I've always believed in fate. I've always believed that life is more than a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. But rather, a tapestry of events that culminate into an exquisite plan. I mean, I just spent the entire flight staring into the sky thinking. Not about my fiance, but about this mystery guy I met a million and a half hours ago. A guy I don't even remember except for this vague picture inside my head. It's just a few seconds, a fragment really, and it's like, in that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together. We spent only a few precious hours together and I never even gave him my last name or my phone number. Instead, I told him that if we were meant to be together, if fate meant for us to be together, we'd meet again someday. That's why I'm here. That's why I'm going to let fate take me anywhere it wants to go, because when all of this is over, atleast I'll never have to think of him ever again. Let's just pray he's a bald Fascist who picks his nose and wipes it under the car seat
The Princess Diaries 公主日记
结尾时她的记者发表会。。。OMG!
Mia: Hi, um... hello. I'm Mia. Um, it's stopped raining! I'm really no good at speech-making. Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away, or sometimes I even get sick. But you really didn't need to know that... But I'm not so afraid anymore. See, my father helped me. Earlier this evening had every intention of giving up my claim to the throne. And my mother 0helped me, by telling me it was ok, and by supporting me like she has for my entire life. But then I wondered how I'd feel after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia. Would I feel relieved, or would I feel sad? And then I realized how many stupid times a day I use the word 'I.' And probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's like seven billion other people out there on the planet, and... sorry, I'm going too fast. But then I thought, if I cared about the other seven billion out there, instead of just me, that's probably a much better use of my time.
See, if i were Princess of Genovia, then my thoughts and the thoughts of people smarter than me would be much better heard, and just maybe those thoughts could be turned into actions. So this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis. But now I choose to be forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia.
这些都是女生的，第一个我有改一部分配角的，但我真的人为第一的句子特别有诗意，抒发女人对摆托封建束缚激情，对爱的渴望。不过片子不是特多人看过。
顺便介绍你个网站：http://www.whysanity.net/monos/
里面的都是经典独白，如果你有喜欢的电影，你可以从中查。
顺便建议你，要不要考虑学唱<don't cry for me agentina> 贝隆夫人的独白，或是moulin rouge红磨坊里的独白？虽然是唱的，但比较好背。
参考资料：http://www.whysanity.net/monos/
㈤ 关于小学生相声的台词，快点，100字
A:还记得我吗
B:你是……
A:诶呀！我是***啊
B:哦——不知道。
A:诶呀，连我都不知道，我内是**（职务）啊！
B:哦！还是容没听说过。
A:切，你这人太没劲！算了算了，我“大人不计小人过。”不跟你一般见识。
B:（小声）谁跟你一般见识啊？！（恢复原声）诶，话说回来，你在这里闲逛什么呢？老师让背 的古诗背下来了吗？！
A:早背下来了！不信？我……
B:（打断A）我还真不信！
A:切！瞧不起人！
B:我还就瞧不起你了！
A:你……
B:行了，行了，咱俩也别吵了，你背背，让大家伙听听，大家不就都明白了吗！
A:行，你出吧！
B:嗯……（小声）这家伙肯定吹牛，从一年级起，他的故事默写就没及过格！给他出个简单的吧！（恢复）嗯，你就先背《咏鹅》吧。
A:鹅，鹅，鹅，曲项向天歌。白毛浮绿水，红掌拨清波。
B:嗯，还不错。再背背《清明》
A：清明时节雨纷纷……
B：（小声）看来他还不错。
A：姑苏城外寒山寺。
B：你……不许胡说！
A：额……只是说错了而已，你选的刚好是我不熟悉的！
B：好好好好好好！你自己说一个！
A：红酥手，黄藤酒，两个黄鹂鸣翠柳。长亭外，古道边，一行白鹭上青天。
不太好，尽力了
㈥ 快手语录配音在哪里找的。
可以将文案整理出来，找到专门的配音师或者配音公司帮助录制成音频。
㈦ 怎么把电影里的对白配音，配到快手段子里面来啊
你好！
录下来，只录声音，有这种软件，你可以找找，然后在快手里你发视频的时候就可以选择了你录好的对白之类的。
仅代表个人观点，不喜勿喷，谢谢。
㈧ 求一段经典快板书台词
天下云游四大部洲 人的心好比是长江水自流 君子人那相交是淡淡如水 小人交友蜜里调油 淡淡如水常来往 蜜里调油不到头 交朋友总学桃园三结义 莫学那孙膑庞涓结下冤仇 唱的是 天也愁、地也愁、山也愁、那个水也是愁 君也愁、臣也愁、爹也愁、那个娘也是愁 老的也是愁、少的也是愁、恶也愁、善也愁 穷也愁、那个富也愁、鸭子也愁、鹅也愁 那个牛愁、马愁一十八愁 天愁不下那甘露雨 地愁五谷不丰收 山愁愁的本是樵了夫的砍 水愁愁的本是流不到头 君愁愁的刀兵动 臣愁愁的把官丢 老愁愁的本是没有人管 少愁愁的本是白了他的头 恶愁愁的本是恶贯满 善愁愁的本是修不到头 穷愁愁的本是没有钱使 富愁愁的贼人把他偷 鸭子愁的扁了他的嘴 鹅也愁，愁来愁愁去，脑瓜门儿愁出一个奔儿拉头 马愁鞴鞍行千里 牛愁愁的冷风嗖 嗖来嗖去把牛嗖老 送在汤锅里头宰老牛 牛皮蒙鼓千钉钉 送在城里头钟鼓楼 牛肉具在了长街上卖 肝货肠子做个饶头 牛骨头就把那麻将牌来做 零零碎碎把色子抠 二对的五，三了对的四，幺了对的六 幺不幺六不六，咒骂色子斜骨头 说我馊，我就馊 听我没事儿我捋舌头 我们那儿有 六十六条胡同口 住着一位，六十六岁的刘老六 他家里有，六十六所好高楼 在那楼上头有，六十六篓桂花油 在那篓上头蒙，六十六匹绿豆绸 在那绸上头绣，六十六个大绒球 楼底下钉着六十六根儿檀了木的轴 轴上头拴，六十六头大青牛 牛旁边，蹲着六十六个大马猴 六十六岁的刘老六，坐在了门口啃骨头 南边儿来了一条狗，那么这条狗，它好眼熟 好像是，大大妈家 大大妈的脑袋、大大妈的身子、大大妈的尾巴、大大妈的爪子、大大妈的耳朵 大大妈那个鳌头狮子狗 北边儿又来一条狗，那么这条狗，它又眼熟 又好像，二大妈家、 二大妈的脑袋、二大妈的身子、二大妈的尾巴、二大妈的爪子、二大妈的耳朵 二大妈那个鳌头狮子狗 两条狗，抢骨头，打成仇 吓跑了，六十六个大马猴 吓惊了，六十六头大青牛 拉躺下，六十六根儿檀了木的轴 撞塌了，六十六所好高楼 洒了六十六篓桂花油 油了六十六匹绿豆绸 脏了六十六个大绒球 打南边儿来了个气不休，手里拿着个土坯头，去打狗的头 也不知，气不休的土坯头打破了狗的头 也不知，狗的头碰破了气不休的土坯头 西边儿来了个秃妞妞，手里拿着个油篓口，去套狗的头 也不知，秃妞妞油篓口套上狗的头 也不知，狗的头钻了秃妞妞油篓口 狗啃油篓篓油漏，狗不啃油篓篓不漏油 什么上山吱扭扭 什么下山乱点头 什么长头不长尾 什么长尾不长头 什么有腿家中坐 什么无腿游遍州 赵州桥什么人修 玉石的栏杆什么人留 什么人骑驴桥上走 什么人推车轧道沟 什么人拄刀桥头站 什么人勒马看春秋 什么人白 什么人黑 什么人的胡子一大堆 什么圆圆在天边 什么圆圆在眼前 什么圆圆长街来卖 什么圆圆道儿两边 什么开花儿节节儿高 什么开花儿猫了腰 什么开花儿没人见 什么开花儿一嘴毛 什么鸟儿穿青又穿白 什么鸟儿穿出皂靴来 什么鸟身披十样儿锦 什么鸟身披麻布口袋 双扇门，单扇儿开，我破的闷儿自个儿猜 小车子上山吱扭扭 瘸子下山乱点头 蛤蟆长头不长尾 蝎子长尾不长头 板凳有腿家中坐 洋钱无腿游遍州 赵州桥，鲁班修 玉石的栏杆圣人留 张果老骑驴桥上走 柴王推车轧道沟 周仓拄刀桥头站 关公勒马看春秋 罗成白 敬德黑 张飞的胡子一大堆 月亮圆圆在天边 眼镜圆圆在眼前 烧饼圆圆长街来卖 车轱辘圆圆道儿两边 高梁开花儿节节儿高 梅粟开花儿猫了腰 ?子开花儿没人见 玉米开花一嘴毛 喜鹊穿青又穿白 乌鸦穿出皂靴来 野鸡身披十样儿锦 鹗勒身披麻布口袋 一道儿黑，两道儿黑 三四五六七道儿黑 八九道儿黑，十道儿黑 买了个烟袋乌木杆儿，攥着两头儿一道儿黑 二姑娘描眉去打鬓，照着镜子两道儿黑 粉皮墙，写川字儿，横瞧竖瞧三道儿黑 象牙桌子乌木腿儿，搁到炕上四道儿黑 买了个小鸡儿不下蛋，搁到笼儿里捂（五）到儿黑 挺好骡子不吃草，拉到街上遛（六）到儿黑 买了个小驴儿不套磨，鞴上鞍?骑（七）到儿黑 二姐儿男人去割麦，丢了镰刀拔（八）到儿黑 月窠儿的孩子得疯病，团几个艾球儿灸（九）到儿黑 卖瓜子儿的时运背，哗啦撒了一大堆 笤帚簸箕不凑手，一个一个拾到儿黑 出南门，奔正南 有个面铺面冲南 面铺门口儿挂着个蓝布棉门帘 摘了蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧，面铺还是面冲南 挂上蓝布棉门帘，瞧了瞧，面铺还是面冲南 扁担长，板凳宽 扁担没有板凳宽，板凳没有扁担长 扁担绑在了板凳上 板凳不让扁担绑在了板凳上 扁担偏要扁担绑在了板凳上 正月儿里，正月儿正 姐妹二人去逛灯 大姑娘名叫宝红女 二姐名叫女粉红 宝红女，穿着一件宝红袄 女粉红，穿着一件袄粉红 宝红女怀里抱着一瓶宝红酒 女粉红怀里抱着一瓶酒粉红 姐妹找个无人处 推杯换盏饮刘伶 女粉红喝了宝红女的宝红酒 宝红女喝了女粉红的酒纷红 宝红女喝了一个酩酊醉 女粉红喝了一个醉酩酊 女粉红揪着宝红女就打 宝红女揪着女粉红就拧 女粉红撕了宝红女的宝红袄 宝红女撕了女粉红的袄粉红 姐妹打罢撂过手 自己买线自己缝 宝红女买了一条宝红线 女粉红买了一条线粉红 宝红女她反缝缝缝宝红袄 女粉红她缝反缝缝袄粉红 南边儿来个瘸子 担着一挑子茄子 手里拿着个碟子 地下钉着个木头橛子 没留神那橛子，绊倒了瘸子 洒了瘸子茄子 砸了瘸子碟子 瘸子，爬起来，要捡茄子 北边儿来个醉老爷子 腰里掖着个烟袋别子 过来要买瘸子茄子 瘸子，不乐意卖给醉老爷子茄子 老爷子一生气，抢了瘸子茄子 瘸子，拔起橛子追老爷子快给茄子茄子不给瘸子瘸子招乎手里橛子 老爷子一生气，不给瘸子茄子，拿起烟袋别子，就打瘸子 瘸子，拿起橛子砍老爷子 也不知，老太爷子烟袋别子打了瘸子茄子 也不知瘸子橛子打坏了老太爷子烟袋别子 闲来没事出城西 树木琅琳数不齐 一个一，一二三三二一 一二三四五六七 七六五四三二一 六五四，三二一 五四三二一 四三二一三二一 二一一，一一一 一棵树，长着七个枝 七个枝，结的七样果 结的是 槟子、橙子、桔子、柿子、李子、栗子、梨
㈨ 谁知道快手经典语录怎么录的配音
首先来打开手机上的快手软件源。