讲笑话的英文

『壹』 用英语讲笑话

I Wasn't Asleep

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我没有睡着

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

The poor husband

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

可怜的丈夫

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

The doctor lives downstairs

"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."

He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants recing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."

医生住在楼下

“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。

“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”

他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。”

『贰』 "讲笑话"的英语怎么说

telling a joke/ tell sb a joke
I want to tell you a joke about..... 我想讲一个关於...的笑话给你听.

『叁』 “讲笑话”用英语怎么说

1.tell jokes 讲笑话
2.make a joke 只自己编造笑话
3.jest搞笑（含贬义）

『肆』 讲笑话用英文怎么说

play a joke

『伍』 讲笑话用英语怎么说

tell a joke
tell jokes
joke
make jokes about

『陆』 喜欢说笑话的英文怎么说

Love jokes
她喜欢说笑话
1.she is fond of making joke

俆倩喜欢说笑话专
1.xu qian loves to tell jokes

我们的英语老师喜属欢说笑话
1.our english teacher loves to tell jokes

他喜欢说黄色笑话
1.he likes to tell spicy jokes

我们喜欢说一些这样的笑话
1.we like to joke about such things

『柒』 英语讲笑话咋说

讲笑话[jiǎ复ng xiào hua]
tell funny stories; break a jest; tell jokes；tell a joke
双语例句制
1
他的朋友们说，以前他讲笑话总是张嘴就来。
His friends say he was always quick to tell a joke
2
他会模仿各种口音，还会讲笑话——他可以当个独角喜剧演员。
He does all kinds of accents, he can do jokes — he could be a stand-up comic
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『捌』 笑话的英文是什么

joke 1.（引人发笑的故事， 笑料） make a fool of oneself; make a funny mistake 闹笑话 crack a joke; jape 说笑话 He loves a joke. 他喜欢笑话。 Don't hold others up to ridicule. 别总笑话人。 2.banter 名词n. 1.玩笑;逗乐 He suddenly dropped his habitual banter. 他突然不再像往常一样开玩笑。 The actress exchanged banter with reporters. 女演员与记者相互开玩笑。 She engages in friendly banter with her customers. 她常和顾客逗乐。 The star clown was considered a master of witty banter. 那丑星被认为是个逗乐子的好手。 不及物动词 vi. 1.开玩笑;说笑;逗乐 The rival team members bantered before the game. 双方队员在比赛前互相说笑。 及物动词 vt. 1.(善意地)取笑,逗弄 We bantered Nick on the subject of marriage. 我们就婚姻问题取笑尼克。

『玖』 讲笑话 用英文怎么说

joke
jokes
tell jokes
telling jokes
To tell jokes
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