flash笑话

❶ 有什么搞笑的笑话或Flash

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❷ 求一则FLASH笑话

一天在公交车上抄，由于拥挤一男一女发生了碰撞。
时髦女郎回头飞眼道：“你有病啊？”
男子觉得莫名其妙回道：“你有药吗？”
车上人窃笑！
女子觉得生气回道：“你有精神病啊？”
男子冷面对道：“你能治啊？”
全车人爆笑！
公交司机停车，趴在方向盘上大笑！
这是珠江路上上班的朋友遇见的
公交车上超挤，有一女人站在门口，
从车后面挤过来一个GG要下车，
跟那女的说了一句“让一下，下车”，那个女滴木有动。
GG挤过去时就踩到她了。
结果那女人好厉害的，不停的骂“神经病啊你！神经病啊你！~~”，还超大声，搞得全车都看呀。
GG一直木有说话，下车时忍不了了，回头对那女人说，“复读机呀你！”
全车人暴笑~！
后边有几个搞笑的小孩，不停的伴演刚才的一幕，
甲说“你神经病呀你！。。。。。乙说“你复读机呀你”。。。。。。
全车人暴笑~！
后来，有个小MM也要下车，挤过去怯怯滴说“偶~偶~偶想下去，偶不是神经病~！”
全车人再次暴笑~！
那个女人木有说话，可是从边上飘来一句话“你是不是没电了”
全车人暴笑不止~！

❸ 找个flash笑话的名称,哪位朋友见多识广帮个忙！

flash里有了,就在搞笑类

❹ 一个Flash笑话下载（具体内容下面）

后面还有一段就是抄：三个人又一起走了，走走遇到个神灯这次神灯只能满足每人一个愿望了。结果俩个外国人商量一下说：中国人肯定要二锅头我们让他先说我们再说就行了。中国人上前说了一句：神灯是吧？你给我变成二锅头给我喝了。
沙漠奇遇

❺ 用FLASH为话题，讲的笑话。谢谢大家帮忙

比较著名的是《唬客的网路笑话》，他们的系列已经出了很多了

❻ 求flash源文件，关于一个小笑话的，简单就好，两分钟以内的

只有1分钟的小笑话动画，行不

❼ 一个适合做Flash的小笑话（最好是做好了的且能下载。不是的话文字也行）

最强最短的武侠小说(定稿完全版)

小说要求:

1、要同时涉及3大门派专

2、要包含江湖门属派间多年恩怨情仇,又要打破世俗伦理。

3、同时情节还要扣人心悬,大有血雨腥风呼之欲来。令人极为期待该小说之续集,同时留下n多悬念。

4、越短越好

第2天,有人来投稿,全文只有十个字:

秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太!

编辑复语:恩怨情仇,血雨腥风确有,且短小精悍,n多悬念,但侠骨有余,柔情不足。虽江湖儿女,但也有柔情万种。

第3天,修改稿:

师太,你就放弃秃驴从了贫道吧!

编辑又语:江湖儿女,柔情尽显,缠绵悱恻。但仍拘泥世俗伦理。

第4天,第三稿:

师太,你竟敢跟贫道抢秃驴!

编辑三思,语:打破世俗伦理之作,血雨腥风也呼之欲来,扣人心弦,悬念n多,但总是少点什么.

。。。

第5天,终结稿:

和尚:"师太,你从了和尚吧!"

道长:"秃驴,竟敢跟贫道抢师太!"

师太:"和尚、道长你们一起上吧,我赶时间。

❽ 汉字谐音笑话的FLASH

见鸡而作
从前有一个地主,很爱吃鸡,佃户租种他家的田,光交租不行,还得先送一只鸡给他.
有一个叫张三的佃户,年终去给地主交租,并佃第二年的田.去时,他把一只鸡装在袋子里,交完租,便向地主说起第二年佃田的事,地主见他两手空空,便两眼朝天地说:"此田不予张三种."张三明白这句话的意思,立刻从袋子里把鸡拿了出来.
地主见了鸡,马上改口说:"不予张三却予谁 "
张三说:"你的话变得好快呵!"
地主答道:"方才那句话是'无稽(鸡)之谈',此刻这句话是见机(鸡)而作'."

耳朵在此
新上任的知县是山东人,因为要挂 子,他对师爷说:"你给我去买两根竹竿来."
师爷把山东腔的"竹竿"听成了"猪肝",连忙答应着,急急地跑到肉店去,对店主说:"新来的县太爷要买两个猪肝,你是明白人,
心里该有数吧!"
店主是个聪明人,一听就懂了,马上割了两个猪肝,另外奉送了一副猪耳朵.
离开肉铺后,师爷心想:"老爷叫我买的是猪肝,这猪耳朵当然是我的了……"于是便将猎耳包好,塞进口袋里.回到县衙,向知县禀道:"回禀太爷,猪肝买来了!"
知县见师爷买回的是猪肝,生气道:"你的耳朵哪里去了!"师爷一听,吓得面如土色,慌忙答道: "耳……耳朵……在此……在我……我的口袋里!"

有"机"可乘
有一个商品推销员去广州出差,到北京后,由于想乘飞机前往,因怕经理不同意报销,便给经理发了一封电报:"有机可乘,乘否 "经理接到电报,以为是成交之"机"已到,便立即回电:"可乘就乘."
这个推销员出差回来报销旅差费时,经理以不够级别,乘坐飞机不予报销的规定条款,不同意报销飞机票费.推销员拿出经理回电,经理口瞪口呆.

地名有关
元旦晚上,小弟带两位侨生到家晚餐,一个性情开朗,一个较为拘谨.
席间,那位开朗的同学笑指拘谨的同学给我们介绍说:"他是缅甸来的,所以比较腼腆."随后他举起酒杯向大家敬酒,仰首一饮而尽,接着说:"我是仰光来的."

校长发火
校长在学期结束时的校务会议上,对人事行政效率之低,大发雷霆.他说:"负责董事业务的不懂事;负责人事管理的不省人事;身为干事的又不干事!"

乡村开会
一个乡里开会,由于谐音,村长说:"兔子们,虾米们,不要浆瓜,咸菜太贵了."(同志们,乡民们,不要讲话,现在开会了.)主持人说:"咸菜请香肠浆瓜."(现在请乡长讲话.)乡长说:"兔子们,虾米们,今天的饭狗吃了,大家都是大王八."(同志们,乡民们,今天的饭够吃了,大家都用大碗吧)

❾ 求一个笑话，也有根据这个笑话做的一个FLASH

三只小猪

有一天，狼要吃三只小猪。三只小猪有俩在门口，一只在屋回顶。（猪1和猪答2在门口，猪3在屋顶。猪1的名字叫"谁"，猪2的名字叫"哪儿"，猪3的名字叫"什么"。）于是精彩的对话就有了。
狼：你是谁？
猪1：对
狼：什么？
猪1："什么"在屋顶。
狼：我是问你的名字叫什么？
猪1：我叫"谁"，"什么"在屋顶上！
狼又问猪2：你是谁？
猪2：我不是"谁"，他是"谁"。（指着猪1）
狼：你认识他？
猪2:嗯！
狼：他是谁？
猪2：是的。
狼：什么？
猪2："什么"在屋顶！
狼：哪儿？
猪2："哪儿"是我。
狼：谁？
猪2：他是"谁"。（又指着猪1）
狼：我怎么知道。
猪2：你找"谁"？
狼：什么？
猪2：他在屋顶？
狼：哪儿？
猪2：是我。
狼：谁？
猪2：我不是"谁"，他是"谁"。
狼：天哪！
猪1·2："天哪"是我们的爸爸。
狼：什么，是你们的爸爸？
猪2：不是！
狼受不了了，仰天长叹：为什么？
猪1·2·3：你认识我们爷爷？
狼：什么？
猪1：不是，我们的爷爷是"为什么"。
狼：为什么？
猪1：是！
狼：是什么？
猪1：不"为什么"。
狼：谁？
猪1：我是"谁"。
狼：你是谁？
猪1：对，我是"谁"。
狼：什么？
猪1·2：他在屋顶上。…………

❿ 有没有英文版的flash笑话，急用！！！[email protected]最好是简单的笑话。适合初中生的水平。谢谢

jokes about animal
a cat with suspected multiple personality disorder:
as an experienced veterinary psychologist, i have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions, including feline factitious disorder (f.f.d.), siamese schizophrenia, generalized angora anxiety syndrome (g.a.a.s.), hysterical hairballs, catnip dependence, finicky personality disorder, and of course, mpd (usually known as feline dissociative disorder, multiple type).
what small success i have had has been the proct of rigorously applied multiphasic empathic ontogenic work (m.e.o.w.). it is demanding of both therapist and patient, but given sufficient motivation and an understanding owner, it is the only hope.
the first phase of treatment requires repeated application of feline exo-empathic dysphoric mood exercises (f.e.e.d.m.e.) until a stable period of at least one month has been established. the next phase begins the challenging of the fragmentation, and it entails the lovingly interpreted transferential topographic entity rapprochement by observed xenophobia maneuver (l.i.t.t.e.r.b.o.x.) in which the very fragmentation itself is made toxic to the cat. the final phase proces a single, intact personality through positive unified reintegrated reinforcement (p.u.r.r.), and though this phase can last upwards of two years, it is essential that it be performed unerringly with intensely focused purpose. a thorough exegesis of m.e.o.w. treatment can be found in my latest book, "feline analytic theory & character: assessment and technique" (f.a.t.c.a.t.).
marge was telling her friend grace how she gets her son out of bed in the morning. "i just open his door and toss the cat on his bed. he sleeps with his dog."
there once were two cats in kilkenny
and each thought there was one cat too many;
so they quarreled and fit
and they gouged and they bit
til, excepting their nails
and the tips of their tails,
instead of two cats there weren't any.
can cats see in the dark?
yes, but they have trouble holding the flashlight!
do you call a cat that has swallowed a ck?
a ck filled fatty puss.
pete: have you ever seen a catfish?
paul: yes, i have
pete: how did it hold the rod?
a black and white cat crossed my path this morning, and since then my luck has been patchy
customer: do you sell cats meat?
butcher: yes, as long as they are accompanied by a human being
there was a man whose dog had died. before he buried the dog, he took
the dog to the vet to see if for sure the dog was dead.
the vet says, put him on the table here.
he opened a door, a cat walked around the dog once and returned inside
the little box and the vet close the door.
the vet said, yep, your dog's dead, that'll be 200 dollars.
200 dollars, the man said, don't you think that's a little bit
excessive just to tell me my dog's dead?
the vet said, "well, it's 40 dollars my fee, 160 for the cat scan."
what do you call a cat that travels by train?
a com-mew-ter
what happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
she had mittens
the u.s. army attempts to explain the question:?why did the chicken cross the road?
training and doctrine command (tradoc):?the purpose is to familiarize the chicken with road-crossing proceres.?road-crossing should be performed only between the hours of sunset and sunrise. solo chickens must have at least three miles of visibility and a safety observer.
special forces command:?the chicken crossed at a 90 degree angle to avoid prolonged exposure to a line of communication.?to achieve maximum surprise, the chicken should have performed this maneuver at night using nvgs (night vision goggles), preferably near a road bend in a valley.
personnel command (perscom