喜劇台詞獨白

『壹』 經典搞笑電影對白

經典搞笑電影對白,經典搞笑電影台詞

朕給你的，才是你的，朕不給你，你不能搶。——《黃金甲》

黎叔很生氣，後果很嚴重。——《天下無賊》
做人要厚道。——《手機》

有一日，我的心上人會腳踏七色祥雲，身披金甲戰衣來迎娶我，可惜我猜中了開頭，卻猜不中這結局。
——《大話西遊》

你開會呢吧？對。說話不方便吧？啊。那我說你聽。行。我想你了。噢。你想我了嗎？啊。昨天你真壞。嗨。你親我一下。不敢吧？那我親你一下。聽見了嗎？聽見了。——《手機》

我對您的景仰有如滔滔江水連綿不絕，又有如黃河泛濫一發不可收拾！——《鹿鼎記》

小雞長大了就變成了鵝；鵝長大了，就變成了羊；羊再長大了，就變成了牛；等牛長大了，共產主義就到了。——《活著》

每個人都會經過這個階段，見到一座山，就想知道山後面是什麼。我很想告訴他，可能翻過山後面，你會發現沒什麼特別。——《東邪西毒》

其實，我是一個演員。——《喜劇之王》

說好三年，三年之後又三年，三年之後又三年，都快十年了，老闆！——《無間道》

紙包雞，雞包紙，紙包雞包雞包紙……——《麥兜菠蘿油王子》

跟著你，有肉吃。——《無極》

以上是經典搞笑電影對白,經典搞笑電影台詞，大家都看過了沒？

我泱泱大國，以誠信為本。——《夜宴》

你貴為皇後，母儀天下，睡覺還蹬被子。——《夜宴》

古倫木，古倫木！歐巴，歐巴！——《陽光燦爛的日子》

神仙？妖怪？謝謝。——《大話西遊》

愛一個人需要理由嗎？不需要嗎？需要嗎？——《大話西遊》

長夜漫漫無心睡眠，我以為只有我睡不著，想不到晶晶姑娘你也……——《大話西遊》

你噴我老婆，我不介意！以德服人，以德服人！——《方世玉》

曾經有一份真摯的愛情放在我面前，我沒有珍惜，等到失去的時候才後悔莫及……——《大話西遊》

OK！OKOKOKOK！——《沒完沒了》

一念天堂，一念地獄。——《大塊頭有大智慧》

你想學？我教你。——《功夫》

「小琴，你覺得我怎麼樣？」「除了帥沒什麼好說的。」——《國產零零漆》

安全第一！——《方世玉》

打雷啦！下雨啦！快收衣服啊！——《大話西遊》

我不管你是男是女，我只知道我好鍾意你。——《金枝玉葉》

飛，是小李飛刀的飛；刀，是小李飛刀的刀。——《國產零零漆》

我本是男兒郎，又不是女嬌娥。——《霸王別姬》

「小二，來兩條肥香腸！」小二：「你不是正在吃嗎？」——《東成西就》

梁朝偉：「我是警察！」劉德華：「誰知道？」——《無間道》

辣妹子辣，辣妹子辣，辣妹子不該拿的不拿。——《尋槍》

從現在開始，你只許疼我一個人，要寵我，不能騙我，答應我的每一件事都要做到……——《河東獅吼》

頂你個肺！——《瘋狂的石頭》

『貳』 周星馳電影經典搞笑台詞

1、其實我是一個演員。《喜劇之王》

2、飛是小李飛刀的飛，刀是小李飛刀的刀。《國產凌凌漆》

3、I服了You。《大話西遊》

4、你回火星吧，地球是很危險的。《少林足球》

5、我對你的敬仰真是如滔滔江水，連綿不絕，又有如黃河泛濫一發不可收拾。《鹿鼎記》

6、能不能有點專業精神！《喜劇之王》

7、妓也有愛國的！《濟公》

8、古時有關雲長全神貫注下象棋刮骨療毒，今日有我凌凌漆聚精會神看A 片挖骨取彈頭。《國產凌凌漆》

9、一鄉二里共三夫子不識四書五經六易竟敢教七八九子十分大膽，

10、十室九貧湊得八兩七錢六分五毫四厘尚且三心二意一等下流。《唐伯虎點秋香》

11、喜歡一個人需要理由嗎？需要嗎？不需要嗎？需要嗎？《大話西遊》

12、人是人他媽生的，妖是妖他媽生的，只要你有一顆善良的心就不再是妖，是人妖？《大話西遊》

13、你媽貴姓？《大話西遊》

14、就算是一條內褲一卷衛生紙也有它的用處《國產凌凌漆》

15、我就是美貌與智慧並重，英雄與俠義的化身—唐伯虎。《唐伯虎點秋香》

16、我一秒鍾幾十萬上下，我會和你去踢球？《少林足球》

拓展：

周星馳

祖籍浙江寧波，父親是上海人，母親是廣東人。1962年6月22日出生於香港。他在茶樓當過跑堂，在電子廠當過工人。中學畢業後考入無線電視台第113期夜間訓練班，1983年結業成為無線藝員，同年被派任兒童節目「430穿梭機」當主持人，一做就是4年。

他那非邏輯性和帶有神經質的演技，開創了「無厘頭」文化，成為香港普及文化的重要一環，而他擔綱演出的電影更是屢破票房紀錄。1992年他因主演《審死官》而獲亞太影展最佳男主角獎，1996年他因主演《西遊記大結局之仙履奇緣》獲第一屆「金紫荊獎」最佳男主角獎。

『叄』 喜劇之王經典台詞

1、前面漆黑一片，什麼也看不到。 也不是，天亮後會很美的。

The front was dark and there was nothing to see、No, it will be beautiful after dawn.

2、我這輩子已經受了太多的挫折，我實在是太累了。如果連你也失去了，我真的支持不下去了。

I've suffered too many setbacks in my life、I'm really tired、If I lose you, I really can't support you anymore.

3、我養你阿。

I raise you.

4、你可以說我是跑龍套的，但是你不可以說我是「臭跑龍套」的！

You can say I'm a dragon runner, but you can't say I'm a Dragon Runner!

5、也許這是因為生活本就是一場悲劇，拿來旁觀卻成了一部喜劇，只不過我們身在其中所以渾然不覺。

Maybe it's because life is a tragedy, but watching it becomes a comedy, but we are not aware of it.

6、努力，奮斗！

Work hard!

7、你看前面是黑暗，但是只要你堅持，就可以看見黎明了！

You see the darkness ahead, but as long as you insist, you can see the dawn!

8、天亮了就會很美。

It will be beautiful at dawn.

9、我們現在是談生意，不是談戀愛。

We are in business, not in love.

10、其實我可以的，我只欠一個機會。

Actually, I can、I only owe one chance.

『肆』 喜劇之王的經典對白

第二天清晨，天仇的小屋，兩人睡在一張折疊床上，飄飄趴在上面，先醒了
，其實天仇也在裝睡，飄飄穿著天仇的襯衫和拖鞋走出門，天仇馬上爬了起
來，穿著飄飄的靴子和襯衫偷偷的跟出來，看見飄飄坐在窗檯上，吹海風。
突然天仇好象想起什麼，立刻回屋撥電話）
天仇：喂，洪爺現在外面夜總會的小姐過夜大概是什麼價錢？
洪爺：普普通通的大概要1000到1200塊吧。
天仇：如果素質好一點呢？
洪爺：怎麼個好法？
天仇：我敢說是極品的素質。
洪爺：一百多萬到一千多萬不等了。
（天仇的電話掉在了地上。馬上去拿餅干筒裡面有一本簡體字的《演員的自我
修養》一些鈔票，一塊手錶，和一個紅包。天仇先把鈔票放在了飄飄的衣服上
，想了想把西裝兜里的零錢也全拿了出來，又想了想，把手錶和紅包也全拿了
出來，這時聽到推門聲，天仇馬上躺到床上面沖里裝睡。飄飄進來看見了錢和
手錶，收了起來，脫了天仇的襯衫，穿上自己的衣服推門而出）
飄飄：謝謝了老闆。
（飄飄走出門回頭看看，沒有人，而天仇躲在窗子後面偷看飄飄走遠。天仇追
了出來）
天仇：喂！
飄飄：干什麼？
天仇：走了？
飄飄：是啊。
天仇：去哪裡呀？
飄飄：回家。
天仇：然後呢？
飄飄：上班嘍。
天仇：不上班行不行？
飄飄：不上班你養我呀？（天仇一笑，飄飄也一笑，兩人揮手再見，飄飄繼續走。天仇追了上來）
天仇：喂。
飄飄點燃一支煙背對天仇：又怎麼了？
天仇：我養你呀！
飄飄：你先照顧好你自己吧，傻瓜！（這時飄飄的眼裡已經充滿了淚水。）
（在乘車上飄飄熱淚盈眶，手裡還攥著天仇的《演員的自我修養》）。

『伍』 誰有超經典的喜劇台詞

冠軍：《手機》 「開會呢吧？」 「對~~~」 「說話不方便吧？」 「啊~~~」 「那我說你聽！」 「行~~~」 「我想你了」 「哦~~~」 「你想我么？」 「嗯~~~」 「你昨天真壞」 「嗨~~~」 「你親我一下！」 「嗯~~~嘖~~~」 「那我親你一下！嘬~~~」 「……」 「聽見了么」 「我聽見了！一會給你打過來！」 葛大人，我對他的佩服有如。。。又如。。。 評價：冠軍。 亞軍：《大話西遊之大聖取親》 「噢你想要啊？你想要就跟我說一聲嘛，你不說我怎麼知道你想要呢？雖然你很有誠意的看著我，可是，你還是要跟我說你想要的。 你真的想要嗎？那你就拿去吧！你不會是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要？」 「你想要啊？你想要說清楚就行了嗎？你想要的話我會給你的，你想要我當然不會不給你啦！ 不可能你說要我不給你，你說不要我卻偏要給你，大家講道理嘛！現在我數三下，你要說清楚你要不要……」 我完全能夠體會到至尊寶當時的心情。 評價：我服了。 季軍：《功夫》 「包租婆──包租婆── 為什麼沒有水了列？！」 回想演員當時的表演。配音也相當不錯。 評價：真的太帥。 第四名：《東成西就》 「你嘴上不是有兩根了嗎？」 「不可以打包啊？！」 梁朝偉在裡面的表演十分出色，想必大家都記得他的香腸嘴。 評價：憂郁的眼神+香腸嘴=？ 第五名：《功夫》 「還有誰~~~！！！」 「這么漂亮的一個女人，就因為往地上吐了一口口水，就被你們帶到這兒來。 還有王法嗎？還有法律嗎？」 馮小剛的長相就已經夠幽默了。這一聲怒吼，硬生生把我的臉扭曲了好久。 評價：不愧是馮小剛。 第六名：《大話西遊之月光寶盒》 「前面什麼也沒有，大家快回頭！」 注意被蜘蛛網困著至尊寶就在二當家面前。 評價：賤人的楷模。 第七名：《大話西遊之大聖取親》 「你家有多少兄弟姐妹，你父母尚在？」 要注意唐僧當時的處境。 評價：生亦何哀，死亦何苦。 第八名：《大話西遊之月光寶盒》 「誰說我斗雞眼？我只是把視力集中在一點以改變我以往對事物的看法，干嗎？造謠我不行了，想搶我的位子？」 連自己都騙。 評價：。。。。。。 第九名：《天下無賊》 「我想劫個社(色)」 范偉這兩年有點扯。 評價：已有火候。 第十名：《大話西遊之大聖娶親》 「小心啊── 打雷嘍！下雨收衣服啊！」 不得不說這話相當經典，一直被大家所傳誦。 評價：不錯。

『陸』 喜劇之王經典台詞有哪些

喜劇之王經典台詞：

1、我養你啊

這並非一場淺顯的喜劇，而是屬於周星馳的電影人生，《喜劇之王》以小人物的龍套演員為切入，用辛酸去渲染的笑料在不經意間給人以共鳴性的感動，周星馳拼搏與草根間的明星夢，張柏芝初試銀幕的純美之戀，一句簡單的：「我養你啊！」

(6)喜劇台詞獨白擴展閱讀：

劇情簡介：

尹天仇（周星馳飾）一直醉心戲劇，想成為一名演員，平時除了做跑龍套以外，還會在街坊福利會里開設演員訓練班。此時舞小姐柳飄飄（張柏芝飾）在媽媽桑的帶領下來到這里要求學做戲。

原來柳飄飄有一段非常不愉快的經歷，在尹天仇對她指導的過程中，柳飄飄對尹天仇漸生情愫，同時她也成為了夜總會里當紅的小姐。尹天仇受到了極多白眼之後，終於得到了大明星鵑姐（莫文蔚飾）的賞識，提攜他擔演新戲中的男主角。

但沒想到突然把他的角色換掉了，令他失望不已。在片場當場務的卧底警員（吳孟達飾）身份被識穿，尹天仇陰差陽錯的幫忙破了案。之後尹天仇繼續活躍在街坊福利會的演員訓練班裡。

『柒』 無台詞對白的經典"動作"喜劇有哪些

班尼黑爾 已故喜劇大師 除了卓別林最偉大的

你可以到電驢和優酷上搜索

『捌』 急需非常喜劇的英語對白，10分鍾左右，不要太難

美女與野獸(中英文版)

A long time ago and far away, there lived a merchant and his three daughters. The older girls were proud, while the youngest girl was generous and kind.

One day, the merchant heard that all his ships had been lost in a storm. He was penniless and would have to move to a tiny cottage on the edge of the woods.

"Everything will be alright," said the youngest daughter, Beauty,. "We can all help. We don't need any servants as the house is so small."

The merchant was very grateful to Beauty. The older girls were very upset, and were no help at all.

In no time at all, Beauty had the little cottage spick and span.

One day, a messenger arrived.

"I have good news," he said to the merchant. "One of your ships has made harbour. You are needed to oversee matters in the unloading."

"Oh, good news indeed!" said the merchant. He called his daughters around him. they were delighted when they heard the news.

"Does this mean that we can move back home?" asked the oldest daughter.

"First things first," said her father. "If there is a profit, I'll bring you all back a present. You must tell me what you would like."

"Oh, a beautiful dress, father," cried the first.

"A new hat, father," said the second.

"What about you, Beauty?" asked the merchant.

Beauty simply said," A red rose please, father."

The merchant set out that very day for the town with the messenger. He completed his business, and found that he had indeed made a profit. There was enough to buy his daughters' presents and some to invest. The dress and hat were soon bought, but there were no roses to be had in the town.

It was evening when he set out for home.

"Maybe I'll be able to find one on the way home," he said to himself.

He was still far from home when it started to grow dark. He was in an unfamiliar part of the forest, and knew that he would soon be lost if he did not find somewhere for the night. He suddenly saw some lights and soon found himself outside a vast mansion.

"I did not know that this was here," said the merchant. "I must really be lost!"

The merchant went into the house as the front door was open. He looked around, but there was nobody to be seen. He suddenly sniffed the air. He could smell delicious food. A table in the dining room was laid for one, so he sat and ate a hearty supper.

He suddenly remembered his horse, and went to stable it for the night, but it had already been done, and the horse was tucking into a bag of oats.

'How strange,' thought the merchant, returning to the house. There, a bedroom had been prepared for him. He slept well, and in the morning, found all his clothes had been cleaned, breakfast was ready and his horse was saddled.

At the front door, he turned to thank his unseen host, but then he saw the garden. I was full of roses - roses of every different colour.

"Now I can get Beauty's present," said the merchant, and he picked a red rose.

The merchant nearly jumped out of his skin when he heard a furious roar.

"Have I not been a good host? roared the voice. "I fed you, gave you a bed for the night and stabled your horse, and you repay me by stealing from me."

The owner of the voice then came into sight. The merchant shuddered. It was the ugliest creature he had ever seen.

"I am very sorry, " said the merchant. "I picked it for my daughter."

"If you wish to live, you must send the first living thing you see when you arrive home, " said the Beast.

"Very well," said the merchant. He knew that his dog usually greeted him first.

He then set off for home. But to his dismay, it was Beauty who ran out of the house to greet him. The dog was lying asleep in the sun.

The other girls came out to empty the saddle bags and to see their presents. He went quietly into the house. Beauty was worried and followed him in.

"What's wrong?" she asked.

"I must send you to the Beast's house," he said sadly, and then told Beauty what had happened.

"I will go," said Beauty. "We must keep your promise."

"But you have not seen him," said her father. "I will still go," said Beauty. "He surely cannot be as ugly as you say."

But Beauty did shudder the first time she saw the Beast at the house in the middle of the forest. The Beast pretended not to notice her shudder, and showed her around the house and gardens. She had a beautiful room and lovely clothes, and he gave her a magic mirror so that she could see her family whenever she wanted to.

The Beast spent every afternoon with her, and graally she became used to his ugly face and looked forward to seeing him.

One afternoon the Beast said, "Beauty, do you love me?"

"Love you?" repeated Beauty. "No, But I do like you, I like you a lot."

"Never mind," said the Beast and he left her, much earlier than usual.

Beauty looked in her mirror and saw that her sister was getting ready to be married.

Beauty asked the Beast if she could go to the wedding.

The Beast agreed, and he sent her in a beautiful carriage with a lovely present.

"Don't go back to him," said her father, after the wedding.

"I must," said Beauty. "I have promised to stay."

On her return, the Beast seemed very pleased to see her, and gave her all sorts of gifts, and spent a great deal of time with her.

The next time that Beauty looked in the mirror, her other sister was preparing for her wedding.

"Please may I go?" Beauty asked the Beast. "I promise I shall return again."

Again, Beauty went with gifts for her sister's wedding.

She returned soon after the wedding, and again the Beast seemed delighted to have her back.

Beauty did not look in her mirror for a long time after that, but suddenly remembered it one afternoon when the Beast could not join her.

What she saw made her feel quite weak. Her father was ill in bed, and there were doctors and her sisters standing around him shaking their heads.

As soon as the Beast returned, Beauty ran to him. "Please, I must go home," she said. " My father is very ill and I must be with him."

"Very well," said the Beast. "But please take this ring with you. If the stone is bright then I am well, but if it turns ll, I am dying."

Beauty arrived home to find her father as she had seen him.

"He's been asking for you," said her sisters.

As soon as he saw his daughter, the merchant began to improve. Autumn came and went, and the merchant begged Beauty to stay.

"I am still a little weak," he said. " And it will be winter soon. Return to the Beast in spring."

Beauty agreed, and Christmas and winter were spent at the cottage.

One day, in early spring, Beauty was sorting through some drawers and found the ring that the Beast had given her.

The stone was ll and lifeless.

"I must go back!" she cried.

She left the cottage, the carriage speeding to take her back to the Beast's mansion.

"Please, don't let me be too late," she wept. She had grown very fond of the Beast, and was very upset that she hadn't looked at the ring for so long.

The carriage swept into the drive and went up to the house. She leapt out and ran into the house, but the Beast was nowhere to be found. She called and called, but there was no answer.

" He must be in the garden," she said, and she ran out, calling his name.

"Beauty," she heard his voice gently whisper. She found him by a great bush of red roses.

Beauty ran to him and sat down to cradle his ugly head in her arms. She was crying and telling him how sorry she was. He was very weak.

"Oh, Beast, " she wept. "Please don't die. I do love you."

There was a sudden flash of light, and Beauty no longer held the Beast in her arms! She looked up and saw a handsome man standing by the rose bush.

"Where is the Beast?" she asked, looking round.

"Here," said the man, " I was the Beast and I was dying. I needed you to say that you love me. Now my stepmother's spell has been lifted."

Beauty was delighted, and she and the young man were soon married. They lived happily in the beautiful mansion with the rose garden.

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很久以前，在一座金碧輝煌的城堡里住著一位驕縱、自私的王子。一個寒冷的冬夜，城堡里來了一位乞丐老婆婆，她獻給王子一枝紅玫瑰，請求王子讓她避避風寒。王子見她長得又丑又怪，便要趕她走。乞丐老婆婆對王子說：「內在美才是真正的美。」但王子還是不肯讓她留下。這時，乞丐老婆婆忽然變了，變成一位美麗無比的女巫！為了懲罰王子，她實施魔法將王子變成了醜陋的野獸，又將他的僕人們變成了各種各樣的器皿。從此，王子就把自己關在城堡里，只能通過一面魔鏡看到外面的世界。

女巫把玫瑰花留給了他。這朵玫瑰花只能盛開到他21歲生日。如果他在玫瑰凋謝前學會愛別人，同時也能得到對方的愛，魔法就能破除；否則，他永遠不能恢復人形！

時間一年一年地過去了……

在城堡附近的村子裡，有位美麗、善良的少女，名叫貝兒。她平時除了照顧爸爸莫維斯——一位辛勤卻不得志的發明家以外，最喜歡的就是讀書。

同村有位強壯的年輕獵人，名叫加斯頓，他深深地被美麗的貝兒所吸引。一天下午，加斯頓在書店前遇見了貝兒。他勸說貝兒不要讀那麼多的書，應該好好關心他。加斯頓總是向村裡人吹噓他就要和貝兒結婚了。其實，貝兒對自大而無知的加斯頓沒有一點好感。

貝兒回到家，發現爸爸正在激動地擺弄著他新發明的機器。明天他就要帶著這台新機器參加發明展覽會了。莫維斯說：「如果我贏得大獎，我們就再也不愁吃穿了！」他把機器裝上馬車，然後駕著馬兒費立上路了。貝兒大喊：「祝您好運，爸爸！」

夜裡，莫維斯和費立在黑漆漆的森林裡迷路了。莫維斯沮喪地說：「我們天亮前趕不到展覽會了。」更可怕的是，他們受到了一群野狼的攻擊，費立受驚慌亂地跑回村子。

莫維斯拚命逃脫了狼群的追擊，來到一座陰森森的城堡面前。城堡的大門敞開著。他沖了進去，哐當一聲關上大門。野狼在門外瘋狂地嚎叫著。

在這座令人毛骨悚然的古堡里，莫維斯驚訝地發現每件器皿都會說話！溫文爾雅的蠟燭台盧米亞說：「你能活著到這里真令人難以相信！」膽小的鬧鍾葛士華說：「噓！安靜點！別把主人吵醒了！」盧米亞對莫維斯說：「過來休息一下吧！」莫維斯精疲力盡地倒在沙發上。茶煲太太說：「你要喝茶嗎？」小茶杯阿齊趕緊湊過來。「不行，主人會發現的！」葛士華大叫。茶煲太太說：「嘿！你才應該小聲點！」然後，她倒了一杯熱氣騰騰的好茶給莫維斯。

莫維斯剛端起茶杯，突然，餐廳的門被撞開了，一隻可怕的野獸出現在莫維斯面前。他張開血盆大口，露出尖尖的牙齒，怒吼著向莫維斯沖了過來。野獸吼著：「你在這里干什麼？」不容莫維斯辯解，野獸就下令把他關進了牢房。

此時，在村子裡，加斯頓正纏著貝兒答應嫁給他。可是貝兒再一次拒絕了他，並下了逐客令。

加斯頓走後不久，費立飛奔到貝兒的屋前。貝兒吃驚地問：「怎麼回事？爸爸呢？」費立沖著莫維斯出事的地方長嘶，貝兒明白父親出事了。她立即跳上馬，費立帶著貝兒又飛奔而去。

費立把貝兒帶進森林裡。貝兒在濃霧中隱隱約約地看到了城堡的大門，她戰戰兢兢地走了進去。

正當貝兒在城堡里尋找父親時，被小茶杯阿齊發現了。阿齊興奮地跑去告訴媽媽茶煲太太：「媽媽！有個女孩來啦！」不一會兒，所有的器皿都看到了貝兒。他們認定她就是破除魔法的女孩。

不久，貝兒發現了關在牢房裡的莫維斯，她大聲地喊：「爸爸！我一定要把您救出去！」此時，有個巨大的陰影罩在了貝兒的身上，她回過頭來，正好撞上了野獸。貝兒嚇得大叫起來。貝兒為了換取父親的自由，決定留下作野獸的犯人。莫維斯心碎地離開了城堡。野獸帶著貝兒來到她的房間。野獸告訴貝兒：「除了我住的房間，你可以在城堡里自由走動。」

城堡中的器皿僕人都異常興奮，因為他們知道，如果野獸和貝兒相愛，魔法就會破除，他們就能恢復人形了！

晚餐前貝兒房裡的衣櫃說：「讓我們想想，晚餐時你該穿什麼衣服吧！」貝兒大叫：「告訴你，我不要吃晚餐！我只是他的囚犯，不是客人！」

一回到村子裡，莫維斯就跑到當地的酒館，將野獸和貝兒的事情告訴了鄉親們。可沒有人相信他，大家都認為他是個瘋老頭。加斯頓也在酒館里，他心裡琢磨：「嗯……大家都認為這老頭不正常，這倒讓我想起一個逼貝兒嫁給我的好主意！」

在城堡里，夜深了，貝兒覺得肚子好餓。城堡里的器皿為她准備了豐盛的晚餐。晚餐後，她在城堡里散步，好奇地進入了野獸的房間。野獸回來後正好撞見貝兒在他房間里，他發瘋似地大吼：「誰讓你進來的，給我滾出去！」貝兒嚇壞了，她沖出城堡，跑進黑漆漆的森林裡。野狼發現了貝兒，又開始向她進攻。幸好野獸及時趕到，他勇敢地沖向狼群，打得野狼紛紛逃入森林。貝兒得救了。為了救貝兒，野獸受了傷。貝兒感激地說：「你受傷了，我扶你回去。」貝兒照顧著野獸，他們彼此原諒了對方。

野獸帶著貝兒參觀書房，貝兒則常常念書給他聽；告訴他用餐的禮儀；教他跳舞。漸漸地，野獸變得文雅了，貝兒對他的感情也越來越深。

野獸把魔鏡拿給貝兒看，並告訴她，用這個魔鏡可以看到任何你想看到的事物。貝兒要求看看父親，在魔鏡中她看到病重的父親在森林裡四處找她。貝兒哭了，她喊著：「我要去找爸爸！」野獸捨不得貝兒走，但是他愛貝兒，為了她不再傷心，野獸寧願看著那朵玫瑰枯萎。他忍著悲痛說：「你要走就走吧。」

野獸把魔鏡交給貝兒，讓貝兒常常看看他。貝兒依靠魔鏡找到父親後，把他帶回了家。

加斯頓帶著一群村民來到貝兒家，他低聲威脅貝兒：「如果你不嫁給我，我就告訴大家你爸爸是個瘋子，他亂說什麼野獸，這樣他就會被關起來！」貝兒說：「我爸爸沒瘋，的確有野獸。你也休想讓我嫁給你！」加斯頓立刻告訴大家莫維斯瘋了，但是貝兒把魔鏡拿了出來，讓大家親眼看到了野獸。所有的村民都喊著：「真的有野獸！」加斯頓又惡狠狠地說：「他很危險！他會吃了你們的小孩！跟我走！殺死他！」然後，加斯頓把貝兒和莫維斯關在地窖里，帶領村民去殺野獸了。

小茶杯阿齊在貝兒離開城堡時偷偷躲在貝兒的口袋裡一起跑出了城堡。這時，它爬到地窖外，用莫維斯發明的機器救出了父女倆。貝兒把阿齊從機器里拉出來。然後，她和莫維斯跳上馬背，前往城堡幫助野獸。

貝兒到達城堡時，看見城堡的屋頂上，野獸正和加斯頓廝打在一起。加斯頓哀求著：「請別傷害我！」當野獸看見貝兒時，立刻想起貝兒教導他要和善、仁慈，就松開了加斯頓。但是狡猾的加斯頓趁機抽出一把刀，刺向野獸的後背。正當野獸痛苦地哀嚎時，加斯頓失足從屋頂上摔了下去。

眼看著玫瑰的最後一片花瓣就要掉了。貝兒抱住受傷的野獸深情地說：「你不要死，我愛你！」貝兒的話音未落，魔法奇跡般地解除了！受傷的野獸又變回為英俊的王子。城堡里所有的器皿也都恢復了人形。貝兒終於得到了她嚮往的愛情……

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