人生哲理小故事雙語
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❷ 英語哲理小故事
讓孩子閱讀一些簡單的幼兒英語故事，確實是一個很不錯的補充學習，也能夠極大的提高孩子的學習興趣，讓幼兒時期的孩子能夠有一個英語方面很好的啟蒙。下面給大家分享一則幼兒英語故事簡單閱讀的小故事，家長們可以讀給孩子們聽一下。
分享阿卡索的免費試聽課，你可以試聽試聽：
這時兔子知道狐狸並沒有死，他就以最快的速度跑開啦。
幼兒英語故事簡單分享到這里。當然有趣的故事還有很多，家長們可以去阿卡索外教網了解更多的故事。
❸ 3分鍾有哲理小故事英語
The early years has a rightness of young men the matrimony in Alaska place in the United States, growing after getting married, his wife dies because I am difficult to proce, leaving one kid.
His favour life, and then be occupied in watching the house, because no one helps to look after child, train a dog, that dog cleverness obedient, can look after a kid, bite 著 milk bottle to nurse with milk to drink for kid, bring up a kid.
One day, the host go out go to, call it look after a kid.
He arrived another country, can't come back on that day because of meeting heavy snow.The second genius rush through to go home, the dog hears noise to greet host immediately.He opens an of doors to see, is a blood everywhere, raise head on hoping, is also a blood on the bed, the kid is missing, the dog is nearby and readily ising also a blood, the host discover this kind of situation, think the dog goes into action, eating up a kid, having a fit under, picked up knife come to once the 著 dog's head split, killing a dog.
Hear the kid's voice after and suddenly, and then see him descend to climb to come out from the bed, the 於 is to start to embrace a kid;Although the body contain blood, do not get hurt.
He is very strange, don't know to is what happened actually, seeing again a dog body, the meat of the leg had no, having a wolf side, the inside of still bites the meat of dog;The dog saved little host, but was killed one by mistake by the host, this was really the most astonishing misconstruction of world.
Note:Misunderstand of matter is a person usually Be doing not understand, have no rational, impatience, be in need of a thinking and can not make allowance for the other party in many ways, self-reflection oneself, the affection extremely excites of circumstance under take place.
Misunderstand in the beginning, namely always thoughted of the other party of thousand wrong ten thousand wrong;Therefore will make to misunderstand to sink more more deep, make not
人生哲理故事之二《釘子》
有一個男孩有著很壞的脾氣,於是他的父親就給了他一袋釘子；並且告訴他,每當他發脾氣的時候就釘一根釘子在後院的圍籬上.
第一天,這個男孩釘下了37根釘子.慢慢地每天釘下的數量減少了.
他發現控制自己的脾氣要比釘下那些釘子來得容易些.
終於有一天這個男孩再也不會失去耐性亂發脾氣,他告訴他的父親這件事,父親告訴他,現在開始每當他能控制自己的脾氣的時候,就拔出一根釘子.
一天天地過去了,最後男孩告訴他的父親,他終於把所有釘子都拔出來了.
父親握著他的手來到後院說：你做得很好,我的好孩子.但是看看那些圍籬上的洞,這些圍籬將永遠不能回復成從前.你生氣的時候說的話將像這些釘子一樣留下疤痕.如果你拿刀子捅別人一刀,不管你說了多少次對不起,那個傷口將永遠存在.話語的傷痛就像真實的傷痛一樣令人無法承受.
註：人與人之間常常因為一些彼此無法釋懷的堅持,而造成永遠的傷害.如果我們都能從自己做起,開始寬容地看待他人,相信你一定能收到許多意想不到的結果.幫別人開啟一扇窗,也就是讓自己看到更完整的天空.
❹ 人生哲理小故事
古代有一個官吏想排擠他的同僚，向老謀深算的師爺問計。師爺問：「其人最近的言行舉止如何？」「他工作辛勤，但表情輕松；他生活清苦，但操守廉潔；他處境孤單，但不求聞達。」師爺搖頭說：「毫無辦法，你現在打不倒他。還得忍耐一下，以後再說吧！」
三年以後，蓄意發動攻勢的一方又來找師爺商量。師爺又問對方的言行舉止。回答是：「對方工作辛勤，但表情煩惱；操守廉潔，但言談偏激；不求聞達，只飲酒博弈。」
「情況大有進展，露出一線希望。不過，你想除掉他，目前還言之過早。」師爺說。
又過了三年，舊話重提。那個被算計的人此時的景況是：「表情倔強，言語沉默，縱酒享樂。」師爺說：「是時候了！他已經覺得不耐煩。他開始感覺不值得。他有了絕望和自暴自棄的心情。他必然焦躁易怒，甘居下流。你的機會來了。」「我應該怎麼辦？」
「第一，設法刺激他，常常給他一些小小的瓜葛，他會受到別人看不出來的傷害。第二，利用各種機會告訴你的同事、長官，說他是個多疑善妒的人，使他沒有對象可以訴苦。第三，對他製造較大的爭執，使他崩潰。」
「然後呢？」
「然後你就成功了。不過，你要永遠記住你是怎樣成功的。一個人什麼時候覺得不耐煩、不值得，他的前途已到終點站，他已難以適應自己賴以生存的環境。」
這人依計而行，果然奏效。為了記取這一戰役的寶貴經驗，他寫了幾句話放在案頭：任勞不任怨，無功；任怨不任勞，無用。
❺ 中 英文 對照的有哲理的小故事
Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
為我所用
一頭大象對一隻小老鼠說：「你無疑是我見過的最小、最沒用的東西。」
「請再說一遍，讓我把它記下來。」老鼠說。「我要講給我認識的一隻跳蚤聽。
An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits.
"Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed."
"It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?"
"You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you."
While wisiting the cemetery,a sorrowful couple noticed a headstone,which read,"here lies a lawyer and a honest nan"."look at that",the woman said,"money's so tight they're putting then two in a grave."
Lawyer Jokes :
A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read, "Here lies John Kelly, a lawyer and an honest man." "How about that!" he exclaimed. "They've got three people buried in one grave."
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These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and
now published by
court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he
woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for
a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
A:Nice to meet you.
B:Nice to meet you,too.
C:Nice to meet you,three.
An Artist
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and
wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
An old soldier often told his garden about his past war exploits.
"Once I met with a dozen enemy sol-diers and took them prisoners singlehand-ed."
"It was half a dozen enemy soldiers when you told me the story last year.But why have you added so many more this time?"
"You silly lad.You were younger last year,and I was afraid to frighten you
BUYING A HAT
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"
I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF.
Miles sometime went to the barber's ring working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him.
"Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time."
"Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time."
"Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time."
"Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."
But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
The difference between men and women
Jock was driving up a steep, narrow, tortuous, Scottish mountain road. A woman was driving down the same road in the opposite direction.
As they pass each other the woman leant out the window and shouted: "PIG!!"
Jock immediately leant out his window and replied with "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, but as Jock rounded the next corner he ran into a pig in the middle of the road....
The Clock
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where is Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He is using it as a ceiling fan."
One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a result."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!"
In the morning Mr.Smith comes into the garden at the back of his house. He sees much snow(雪) in the garden.Mr.Smith wants to take his car out, so he asks a man to clean the road from his garage(車庫)to the gate(大門). He says to the man,」Don't throw any snow on that side. It will damage(損壞) flowers in the street, or the policeman will come.」Then he goes out.
When he comes back, the road is clean.There is no snow on the flowers, on the wall or in the street. But when he open the garage, he sees the garage is full of snow(被雪充滿), the snow from the road, and his car is under the snow!
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach.
The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
英語幽默笑話：
一：She Didn"t Say Anything
A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence.
The girl looked at her father and said, 「It was Mom」。
「How do you know?」 asked her father.
「She didn"t say anything.」
二：I Have Turned It Over
A woman said to her husband, 「dear, look at our sheet! It"s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?」
The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, 「I don"t think it"s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?」
三、40 over Li lotus heart disease arises suddenly, is escorted to the hospital first aid. The condition extremely too bad, the Li lotus felt oneself nearly all already died.
In the rescue, the Li lotus has heard God's sound suddenly: "You cannot die, you also may live for 45 years 6 months 02 days, has the courage to go on living!"
Certainly, the result was the Li lotus miracle is revived. After the body recovers, the Li lotus thought oneself also can live for more than 40 years, then □has anxiously is leaving the hospital, first repairs the face, then makes up the lip, then is the prosperous chest, finally is the thin abdomen, continuously has undergone 4 cosmetology surgeries altogether, then was called the specialized hair stylist to visit the service, changed has sent the color, has made the new tide hairstyle, the entire stature looked at □the young several years old.
After last the reshaping surgery completes, the Li lotus then happily handled left the hospital the procere, □thought actually the ambulance which rapidly 駛過 by 撞死 in the entrance.
After the heaven, the Li lotus has been angry interrogates God: "Since you had said I also may live for 45 years, then you should not eat the word."
God awkwardly 聳了聳肩, replies: "Really is sorry, at that time, the vehicle hit when you... ... I have not recognized am you."
英語笑話這裡面有的，可以看看：
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英語幽默
雙關歇後語：）~
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Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麼你每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,僦看見一個牌子仩寫著"學校----慢行".
Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
「Before I came out，」 said one，「I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it． So I took all the bills that I could find．No one will be poorer because I took them．」
「You don't know my work，」 said the other．
「What is your work？」
「I'm a policeman．
「Oh！」 cried the first man． He thought quickly and said，「And do you know my work？」「No，」said the policeman．
「I'm a writer． I'm always telling stories about things that never happened．」
譯文：（自己簡單翻譯）
你知道我是干什麼的嗎？
一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來。
兩個人站在外面，看著大火。
「在我出來之前，」其中一個說：「我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。」
「你不知道我是干什麼的。」另一個說。
「你是干什麼的？」
「我是警察。」
「噢！」第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動，說：「那你知道我是干什麼的？」「不知道。」警察說。
「我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。」
Who is the laziest
Father:Well,Jack,I talked with your teacher today .And now I want to ask you a question ,Who is the laziest person inyour class ?
Jack:I don`t know ,father.
Father:Oh,think!When other boys and girls are reading and wirting ,who sits quietly and only watch how other people word?
Jack:Our teacher ,father.
❻ 急求英文哲理小故事 越多越好
原文：兩個不如意的年輕人，一起去拜望師父：「師父，我們在辦公室里被欺負，太痛苦了，求你開示，我們是不是該辭掉工作？」兩個人一起問。
師父閉著眼睛，隔了半天，吐出五個字：「不過一碗飯」。就揮揮手，示意年輕人退下。
剛回到公司，一個人就遞上辭呈，回家種田，另一個沒動。日子真快，轉眼十年過去了。回家種田的以現代方法經營，加上品種改良，居然成了農業專家。另一個留在公司的，也不差。他忍著氣，努力學，漸漸受到器重，成了經理。
有一天，兩個人遇到了。農業專家說：「奇怪，師父給我們同樣『不過一碗飯』這五個字，我一聽就懂了，不過一碗飯嘛，日子有什麼難過？何必硬巴在公司？所以我辭職了。」他問另一個人：「你當時為何沒聽師父的話呢？」「我聽了啊」，那經理笑道，師父說：「不過一碗飯」，多受氣，多受累，我只要想：不過為了混碗飯吃，老闆說什麼是什麼，少賭氣，少計較，就成了，師父不是這個意思嗎？」
兩個人又去拜望師父，師父已經很老了，仍然閉著眼睛。隔了半天，答了五個字：「不過一念間」。
評：所有煩惱，都是放不下的執著。當你決定放下，你不會失去任何東西，失去的只有煩惱。
The two young people go to the full, call on the teacher: "teacher, we in the office, too painful to be bullied by, for advice, we are this to quit her job?" Two others asked.
The master eyes closed, the along while, spit out the five words: "but a bowl of rice". Just waved his hand for young people to stand down.
Just return to the company, a person will pass in his resignation, home, another farm didn't move. Day is fast, ten years. Home to modern methods of farming business, add variety improvement, actually become agricultural experts. Another in the company, not too bad. He enred the gas, and the effort to learn, graally, became the manager s valued.
One day, the two men met. Agriculture experts say: "strange, the teacher give us the same 'but a bowl of rice' this five words, I listen carefully to understand, but a bowl of rice, well, what's sad day? Why? So hard and I quit my job." He asked another: "you were why didn't listen to the master's words?" "I listened to the ah", the manager say with smile, the teacher say: "but a bowl of rice", many suffer indignities, more involvement, as long as I wanted to: but to mixing bowl of rice to eat, the boss said that what's what, less in anger, less dispute, became, the master is not that what you mean? "
Two men and go on teacher, teacher is very old, still closed eyes. Every along while, answer the five words: "but a read between.
Review: all my troubles, are not put inflexible. When you decide to put down, you won't lose anything, lost only worry.
英文：
❼ 本人需要一個有人生哲理方面的英文小故事
Building Your Own House
An elderly carpenter was ready to retire after years of work.He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business to live a more leisruely life with his wife and enjoy his extended family.He would miss the paycheck each week,but he wanted to retire .With the money the carpenter had put aside ring the years he worked for the employer-contractor,they could get by.
The contractor was very sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could possibly build just one more house as a personal favor for him.The carpenter said yeas,but over time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work at all.He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials.You see,it was an unifortunate way to end a dedicated career.
When the carpenter finished his work,his employer came to inspect the house .Then he handed the front-door key to the carpenter and said ,"This is your house ...my gift to you ."
The carpenter was shocked!
What a shame! If he had only known he was building his own house,he would have done it all so differently.
So it is with us.We build our lives,a day at a time,often putting less than our best into the building .Then ,with a shock,we realize we have to live in the house we have built.If we could do it all over again,we would do it much differently.
You are the carpenter ,and everyday you hammer a nail,place a board,or erect a wall.Someone once said ,"life is a do-it yourself project."Your attitude and the choices you make today helps to build the "house "you will live in tomorrow.Therefor ,build wisely!
❽ 有哲理的英語小故事
Willful Child
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm
Once upon a time there was a child who was willful and did not do what his mother wanted. For this reason God was displeased with him and caused him to become ill, and no doctor could help him, and in a short time he lay on his deathbed.
He was lowered into a grave and covered with earth, but his little arm suddenly came forth and reached up, and it didn't help when they put it back in and put fresh earth over it, for the little arm always came out again. So the mother herself had to go to the grave and beat the little arm with a switch, and as soon as she had done that, it withdrew, and the child finally came to rest beneath the earth.
從前有個非常任性的小孩,她從不聽母親的話,上帝對此很不高興,讓她得了醫生誰也治不好她的病,很快她就踏上了黃泉之路。人們把她的屍體放入了墓穴,然後向她身上撒泥土,但突然她的一隻手臂伸了出來,向上舉著。人們把她的手臂又塞了進去,繼續撒泥土,但她的手臂又伸了出來。對此她母親也無計可施,只得走下墓穴,用棍子在那手臂上敲了一下,它這才縮了進去,這樣小女孩總算在地下安靜地長眠了