快點配音台詞
㈠ 求魔獸世界的一些經典台詞，比如，，天哪，你真高。。
英雄，那是你的過去。——巫妖王《魔獸世界》
有時候…我真希望能有人來給我一個又大又久的擁抱。——克爾蘇加德《魔獸世界》
沒人生來傑出（No one breather who is worthier）——奧格瑞姆·毀滅之錘《魔獸世界》
記住『被遺忘者』的含義，我們既非生者也非死者，我們將被活著的和死去的人遺忘。我們回到了曾經告別的世界上，但是卻永遠無法回到我們曾經活著的那些日子，永遠無法回到那些我們曾經愛過的人的身邊。我們是存在也是詛咒，因此我們遺忘過去，並且被過去遺忘.——希爾瓦娜斯《魔獸世界》
生命總會在最黑暗的地方綻放。——阿萊克絲塔薩《魔獸世界》
生命本身毫無意義，只有死亡才能讓你了解人性的真諦——莫格萊尼《魔獸世界》
我終有一天會死,但不是今天。——軍團士兵納茲戈林《魔獸世界》
你知道，一萬年了，泰蘭德還是那麼美。——伊利丹《魔獸世界》
獸人永不為奴，我們終將成王——加爾魯什·地獄咆哮《魔獸世界》
我有一千個詞彙來形容大海的美麗，卻找不到一個詞來形容你的無聊。——海象人《魔獸世界》
拓展資料：
軍團再臨
故事背景
薩格拉斯之墓再度開啟，燃燒軍團的惡魔湧入我們的世界。他們那強大而恐怖的力量足以將黑暗泰坦召喚到艾澤拉斯——而且它們已經找到了讓薩格拉斯再度降臨的關鍵所在。
聯盟和部落都在戰事中耗盡了力量，只有這個世界上最具傳奇色彩的神器，在破碎群島上尋找泰坦的遺跡，挑戰燃燒軍團，保衛艾澤拉斯最後的希望。
版本簡介
《魔獸世界》第6個資料片《魔獸世界：軍團再臨》在2015德國科隆游戲展公布，魔獸世界即將揭開燃燒軍團全面入侵的恐怖時代，玩家將化身為艾澤拉斯的精英護衛，而聯盟與部落之間的沖突也將攀上新的高峰。新資料片可謂誠意滿滿，除了新職業惡魔獵手以及伊利丹再次登場之外，眾多新要素也足以讓玩家再次為魔獸世界而瘋狂。除此之外，在發布會的最後設計師還透露《魔獸世界：軍團再臨》將在年內開啟Beta測試。2016年9月1日全球同步上線。
開放新的大陸：破碎群島，新增職業惡魔獵手，將等級上限提升到110級，PvP評級系統重製，改進幻化系統，改進社交功能，角色直升——將一個角色直升至100級！
爭霸艾澤拉斯
故事背景
艾澤拉斯的人民為了阻止燃燒軍團毀天滅地的遠征，付出了慘痛的代價——即使世界的傷痕能夠癒合，但聯盟和部落之間破碎的信任卻難以重建。雙方積怨已久，沖突一觸即發，趕快召集盟友為你的陣營而戰——這場戰火將鑄就艾澤拉斯的未來。
版本簡介
《魔獸世界》第七個資料片《爭霸艾澤拉斯》於北京時間2017年11月4日的2017暴雪嘉年華公布。在《爭霸艾澤拉斯》中，燃燒軍團的隕落引發了一系列災難性事件，並重新點燃了榮耀的聯盟和強大的部落之間的戰火。隨著新戰爭紀元的開始，艾澤拉斯的英雄們必須踏上艱苦的旅程，尋找新的盟友，並爭奪世界上最強大的力量來扭轉戰局。雙方將進行多線對戰，而獲勝的一方將引領艾澤拉斯走向未知的未來。
新大陸：庫爾提拉斯（聯盟），贊達拉（部落）；六大新同盟種族：虛空精靈、光鑄德萊尼、黑鐵矮人、夜之子、至高嶺牛頭人、贊達拉巨魔。新玩法：海島遠征 、戰爭前線 、艾澤拉斯之心 。新地下城和團隊副本；角色直升110級；等級上限提升至120級。
2018年7月19日凌晨，《魔獸世界》國服進行了短暫維護，國服8.01版已正式上線。
㈡ 求廣播劇少年音的台詞
白無常（炫光）：
聲線：溫柔少年音
性格：溫柔，可靠
人設：白無常，原為天帝之子，被後羿射落而成為冥神。
【試音詞】
白無常：【凝重】阿黑，（黑無常：不要叫我阿黑！）我們還是帶紅曲去見大王吧，秋河似乎不正常，看起來完全就像個凡人！
白無常：【笑~】你不覺得我們穿西裝很好看嗎？鬼神的文明並非止步不前啊！而且你是秋河的女兒，是下一代的拂水姬，和你初次見面，當然要穿正式一點。比如說這傢伙……他穿的可是自己最好的一身喪服！
張尉：十三歲，是一個正直且有些木訥的少年，嚮往將軍的夢想，因笨拙而往往碰到了許多不明就理的事情，對他人很好。
CV：直接，語氣沉穩平和富有感情
張尉：（關心且熱情）中午飯，給你們留的，快吃吧，我馬上要去上劍術課了。兩位同門吃一個包子墊墊肚子吧，可能要跪一下午。
張尉：（熱心督促）兩位小姐不是要洗這么長時間吧，快一點好不好，再慢就沒時間吃飯了，
張尉：（恍然大悟）喂，喂，等等。唐謐，你沒事么？唐謐，你一直在捉弄我是不是。
張尉：（生氣）你還沒問就說她不會說實話，這不是已經斷定她無論說什麼都是假話么?做人不能如此的!
桓瀾：十二歲，生為魏王幼子，魏王桓滄之弟的少年，對待朋友時候免不得總有些高傲的姿態，痴迷於武學，冷然而不善交談
CV：一點拽拽的姿態，突出他的聰明與驕傲，對旁人冷淡，對自己的好友則是有耐心。
桓瀾：（專注 認真）兩柄劍上所凝的內力都太強，剛才兩劍相抵，劍上聚力太大，如若他們不鬆手，兩柄劍可能就都毀了。
桓瀾：（自信）不一定，若是再斗一段仍然不分勝負，司徒宗主的內力強於穆宗主，便要開始占上風了。
慕容斐：翩翩佳公子，溫潤如玉型少年聲線 十三歲，身世為慕容世家的豪門子弟，翩翩公子，其人風度涵養一流，有著年少老熟的沉穩 和理智，仍有虛榮和好勝心
試音台詞：
慕容斐：幾位同門可是遇到什麼難事？或許斐可以助一臂之力。
慕容斐：回宗主，斐遇兩位同門於棧道，因兩位同門體力不支，請斐幫助上玄天閣，故才出此下策 ，斐明知故犯，請宗主處罰。
慕容斐：因為我這個人算計得很清楚，走邪路付出的代價，我覺得有點得不償失啊。
㈢ 德雲社於謙唱的快板同仁堂的台詞。要完整的
《同仁堂》表演者：於謙
《同仁堂》台詞如下：
哎，那同仁堂啊，開的本是老葯鋪，
先生好比這個甩手自在王。
葯王爺就在上邊坐，十大名醫列在兩旁。
先拜葯王後拜你，那麼你是葯王爺的大徒弟。
這個葯王爺，本姓孫，提龍跨虎，手捻著針。
內科先生孫思邈，外科的先生華佗高。
孫思邈，醫術高，三十二歲入的堂朝。
正宮的國母得了病，走線號脈治好了。
一針治好娘娘的病，兩針治好了龍一條。
萬歲一見龍心喜，欽身點他在當朝。
封他文官他也不要，封他武將就把頭搖。
萬般出了無計奈，欽身賜柬大黃袍。
在一旁怒惱哪一個，惹惱了敬德老英豪。
為臣我東擋西殺南征北戰跨馬掄鞭功勞大，
你為何不賜那黃袍？
一副鋼鞭拿在了手，手拿鋼鞭趕黃袍，一趕趕到八里橋。
葯王爺，妙法高，脫去了黃袍換紅袍。
黃袍供在葯王閣（gao），黎民百姓才把香燒。
王閣裡面有欄櫃，那欄櫃三尺三寸三分三厘高。
一邊撂著軋葯碾，一邊供著鍘葯刀。
鍘葯刀，亮堂堂，幾味草葯您老先嘗。
先鍘這個牛黃與狗寶，後鍘檳榔與麝香。
桃仁陪著杏仁睡，二人躺在了沉香床。
睡到三更茭白葉，膽大的木賊跳進牆。
盜走了水銀五十兩，金毛的狗兒叫汪汪。
有丁香去送信，人參這才坐大堂。
佛手抄起甘草棍，棍棍打在了陳皮上。
打得這個陳皮流鮮血，鮮血甩在了木瓜上。
大風丸，小風丸，胖大海，滴溜圓，
狗皮膏葯貼傷寒。
我有心接著葯名往下唱，
唱到明兒個也唱不完，
我唱的是：祝各位身體健康福壽雙全！
於謙，漢族，1969年1月24日生於北京，祖籍陝西藍田。相聲演員、中國國民黨革命委員會成員、北京搖滾協會副會長、北京馬術文化節兒童馬術推廣大使。
1982年考入相聲班學藝，在校期間跟隨相聲演員王世臣、羅榮壽、高鳳山、趙世忠學習。1985年拜師石富寬先生。1995年畢業於北京電影學院影視導演系。
《同仁堂》，傳統相聲，串連了一百多味中葯。原表演者高鳳山。《同仁堂》的文本巧妙地用中葯材的名字講了一個「木賊」頗有趣味的故事。
同仁堂，是全國中葯行業著名的老字型大小。創建於1669年（清康熙八年），自1723年開始供奉御葯，歷經八代皇帝188年。
在300多年的風雨歷程中，歷代同仁堂人始終恪守「炮製雖繁必不敢省人工，品味雖貴必不敢減物力」的古訓，樹立「修合無人見，存心有天知」的自律意識，造就了制葯過程中兢兢小心、精益求精的嚴細精神，其產品以「配方獨特、選料上乘、工藝精湛、療效顯著」而享譽海內外，產品行銷40多個國家和地區。
(3)快點配音台詞擴展閱讀：
《同仁堂》，傳統相聲，串連了一百多味中葯。原表演者高鳳山。《同仁堂》的文本巧妙地用中葯材的名字講了一個「木賊」頗有趣味的故事。
同仁堂，是全國中葯行業著名的老字型大小。創建於1669年（清康熙八年），自1723年開始供奉御葯，歷經八代皇帝188年。
在300多年的風雨歷程中，歷代同仁堂人始終恪守「炮製雖繁必不敢省人工，品味雖貴必不敢減物力」的古訓，樹立「修合無人見，存心有天知」的自律意識，造就了制葯過程中兢兢小心、精益求精的嚴細精神，其產品以「配方獨特、選料上乘、工藝精湛、療效顯著」而享譽海內外，產品行銷40多個國家和地區。
㈣ 求英語經典配音獨白（女的）盡快！！
有一部是講威尼斯女詩人,政績veronica franco的影片叫紅顏禍水。（the Honest courtsan.）
里頭最後面有一段很棒的獨白！
I will confess, Your Grace.
我認罪，法官大人
法官: That will please God.Proceed.
上帝會寬恕你的。開始吧。
I confess...as a girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry.
我承認，當我還是一個女孩時，我愛上了一個男人，但他不會娶一個沒有嫁妝的女孩。
I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life.
我承認，我有一個母親，他教會我另一種生存方式
One I resisted at first but learned to embrace.
一種我開始反對，但最終學會接受的方式。
I confess I became a courtesan.
我承認我成為了一個政妓。
Traded yearning for power, welcomed many
rather than be owned by one.
用慾望去換取勢力，我願接受眾多，與其被一人擁有。
I confess I embraced a whore's freedom
over a wife's obedience.
我承認我擁護一個妓女的自由多餘一個妻子的尊順。
法官:This is not repentance.
你這不是在懺悔！
What am I to do?
那我應該怎麼做？
I must confess my evil.
These are my sins.
我必須承認我所有的邪惡。這些都是我的罪.
修道士：She must repent witchcraft.
她必須為她的巫術懺悔
國王：I see no harm in hearing her.
She will save or damn herself.
我不認為聽聽她「悔過」會有什麼問題！
她將拯救或詆毀她自己，這是他的選擇。
法官：The prisoner has already damned herself，But if it pleases the esteemed doge of Venice...she may continue her heresy.
犯人已經在詆毀自己了。但如果威尼斯的國王願意聽，她可以繼續。
I confess I find more ecstasy
in passion than in prayer.
我承認，我在激情比在禱告中找到了更多的喜悅。
I confess...
我承認
I confess I pray still......to feel the touch of my lover's lips...
...his hands upon me...
...his arms enfolding me.
我承認，我仍然祈禱著我能再一次感受我愛人的唇，他手掌的安撫，他擁抱著我的臂膀。
Such surrender has been mine.
我仍為之屈服。
I confess I hunger still
to be filled and inflamed.
我承認，我的飢渴仍嚮往著被傾注被燃燒！
To melt into the dream of us......beyond this troubled place...
在我們的夢中被融化，離開這個迷亂的地方。。。
...to where we are not even ourselves.
去到一個我們已不再是自己的地方。。。
To know that always...
知道那裡
...always this is mine.
那裡將永遠屬於我。
If this had not been mine,
if I had lived another way...
如果我為曾擁有過這些，我曾以另一種方式生存。
...a child to a husband's whim...my soul hardened from lack of touch
and lack of love...
相夫教子，我的靈魂會因為這個無觸無愛的方式而變得僵硬。
...I confess such endless days
and nights...
我承認這種永無天日的生活
...would be punishment greater
than any you could mete out.
將比你任何的懲罰還要大！
法官：Finished?
你結束了？
No, Your Grace.
沒有，法官大人
You, all of you...
你，你們所有人
...who hunger for what I give but cannot bear to see such power in a woman...
你們渴望著我所給於的一切，但卻無法容納一個女子可以擁有這樣的力量。
...you call God's greatest gift...
你們稱上帝所賜予的最好的禮物。。。
...ourselves...
我們。。。
...our yearning, our need to love,
我的慾望，我們對愛的渴望
you call it filth...and sin and heresy...
你們稱它為 污穢，罪惡和邪教。。。
法官：Enough. One last time before you are condemned: Do you repent or not?
夠了，最後一遍，在你的判決前，你是否悔過？
I repent there was no other way
open to me. I do not repent my life.
我懺悔我沒有其他選擇, 但我並不對我的人生而懺悔！
Ten Things I Hate About You 《對面惡女看過來》
最後的章節，kat讀自己的詩。
Kat: I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare I hate your big mb combat boots. And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick-- it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh -- even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - - not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
The Hours 《時時刻刻》
Background: Laura (Julianne Moore) has come to Clarissa's apartment after being informed of the death of Richard (Ed Harris), her estranged son. Here she explains to Clarissa (Meryl Streep), Richard』s closest friend and could've-been lover, why she left her family one day.
勞拉來到科拉里薩的家並告知她她兒子的死訊。並解釋為什麼她離開了她的家。
（沒看過時時刻刻，不過是奧斯卡的獲獎片，所以並不熟悉這段，但應該是恨有名的獨白。）
Laura: There are times when you don』t belong and you think you』re going to kill yourself. Once I went to a hotel. That night…later that night, I made a plan. Plan was, I would leave my family when my second child was born. And that』s what I did. Got up one morning, made breakfast, went to the bus stop, got on a bus. I』d left a note. (pause) I got a job in a library in Canada. It would be wonderful to say you regretted it. It would be easy. But what does it mean? What does it mean to regret when you have no choice? It』s what you can bear. There it is. No one is going to forgive me. (Laura looks at Clarissa, steady, unapologetic.) It was death. I chose life.
Breakfast at Tiffany's 蒂凡西的早餐
赫本最為經典的劇目之一，沒看過，不過很有名。
Holly: Look, I know what you think. And I don't blame you, I've always thrown out such a jazzy line. But really...except for Doc...and you...Jose is my first non-rat romance. Oh, not that he's my ideal of the absolute finito. He tells little lies and worries about what people think and he wants to be the President of Brazil. I mean it's such a useless thing for a grown man to want to be and takes about fifty baths a day. I think a man should smell...at least a little bit. No, he's too prim and cautious to be my absolute ideal. If I were free to choose from anybody alive...just snap my fingers and say "Come here, you!"...I wouldn't pick Jose. Nehru maybe...or Adlai Stevenson or Sidney Poiter or Leonard Bernstein...but I do love Jose. I honestly think I'd give up smoking if he asked me to!
The Blair Witch Project 《布萊爾女巫》
很經典的紀實恐怖片，女主角自拍特寫的鏡頭並很害怕的敘述著。。。。 如果你想嘗試一下特別的。 這個是整部片最經典的鏡頭，被很多人拿來翻版，惡搞。但據說女主角當時是真的很害怕，所以才特別真實，鼻涕眼淚的一大把。
Heather: I just want to apologize to Mike's mom and Josh's mom and my mom and I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. (looks away from camera, scared) I was very naive and very stupid and I shouldn't have put other people in danger for something that was all about me and my selfish motives. I'm so sorry for everything that has happened because in spite of what Mike says now it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted on everything. I insisted we weren't lost. I insisted we keep going. I insisted we walk south. Everything had to be my way and this is where we've ended up. And it's all because of me we're here now hungry and cold and hunted. I love you mom and dad. I am so sorry. It was never my intention to hurt any one and I hope that's clear. (begins to hyperventilate) I am so scared. What was that? I'm scared to close my eyes and I'm scared to open them. I'm going to die out here. Every night we just wait for them to come. (breaks down and sobs)
Bridget Jones's Diary 《BJ單身日記》
不熟的片子，不知道是哪個場面的。。。。
Bridget: There's something that i have to say. You once said that you liked me just as I was... and I just wanted to say... well... likewise you know? I mean you wear stupid things your mum buys you- that tie's another classic- you're hauty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation, and I seriously believe you should reconsider the length of your sideburns. But you're a nice man and I like you. And if you wanted to pop by sometime, it would be nice... more than nice.
Chicago《芝加哥》
芮妮齊薇格演的roxie，雖然和上面的是同一個人，但角色迥然不同。 友一句唱。
Roxie: (speaking to Mama) I always wanted to have my name in all the papers. Before I met Amos I use to date this well-to-do ugly bootlegger. He used to like to take me out and show me off. Ugly guys like to do that. Once it said in the paper, "Gangland's Al Capelli seen at Chez Vito with cute blond chorine." That was me. I clipped it and saved it. You know, all my life I wanted to have my own act. But noooo, no, no, no, it's always no, they always turned me down. One big world full of no! And then Amos came along. Safe, sweet Amos. Who never says no. Ohh. (coy giggles) I』ve never done this before, but you know, it is such a special night and you are such a great audience! (applause from Roxie's "audience") And, and, I just really feel like I can talk to you, you know? So forget what you've read in the papers, and forget what you』ve heard on the radio because, because, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. (giggles) Not that the truth really matters, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. In the bed department, Amos was......zero. I mean, when he made love to me, it was like, it was like he was fixing a carborator or something, (pretends to play with her breasts, imitating Amos) "I love ya, honey, I love ya!" Anyway, I started fooling around...and then I started screwing around, which is fooling around without dinner. Then I met Fred Casley, who said he could get me into vaudeville, but that didn't quite work out like I planned. I guess it didn't really work out too great for Fred either. So I gave up with the whole vaudeville idea, 'cause you gotta figure after all those years -- opportunities just pass you by. (sings) But it ain't, oh no no no no, but it ain't. (speaking again) And now, if this Flynn guy gets me off, with all this publicity, I got me a world full of YES!
The English Patient 英國病人
老片沒看過。但是名片。
A very slow reading; switches voices back and forth from the recent past to the present, Katharine (Kristin Scott Thomas) and Hana (Juliette Binoche).
不過要兩個聲音。。。。
Voice of Hana/Voice of Katharine: My darling. I'm waiting for you. How long is the day in the dark? Or a week? The fire is gone. And I'm cold, horribly cold. I really want to drag myself outside but then there'd be the sun. I'm afraid I'll waste the light on the paintings, not writing these words. We die. We die, we die rich with lovers and triumphs, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have...entered and swum up like rivers. Fears we have hidden in--like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. Where the real country is. Not boundaries drawn on maps, names of powerful men. I know you'll come carry me out to the Palace of Winds. That's what I've wanted: to walk in such a place with you. With friends and an earth without maps. The lamp has gone out and I'm writing in the darkness.
Stepmom《繼母》
很經典的台詞，是朱麗亞。羅伯茨演的，很喜歡，不過片子並不出名。
Isabel: I never wanted to be a mom. Well, sharing it with you is one thing, but caring alone the rest of my life, always being compared to you. You're perfect. They worship you. I just don't want to be looking over my shoulder everyday, for twenty years, knowing that someone would have done it right, done it better, the way that I can't. You're mother-earth incarnate, you ride with Anna, you know every story, every wound, every memory Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you. Every single moment. Don't you get it? Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her Fitting her veil, fluffing her dress. Telling her, no woman has ever looked that beautiful. And my fear is that (pause) she'll be thinking "I wish my mom was here".
You've Got Mail 電子情書
Meg Ryan 的台詞，不過好像是打字的獨白。
Kathleen: I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends -- as opposed to what we actually are, people who don't know each other's names and met in an "Over 30" chat room where we both claimed we'd never been before. What will NY152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up. I go on line, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you.
The Wizard of Oz 綠野仙蹤
桃樂絲回到家後跟她的阿姨的獨白，不過是很老很老的片子了。 所以比較。。。老舊。。。不過最後一句很經典There's no place like home!
Dorothy: But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you...and you were there. But you couldn't have been could you? No, Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful--but just the same all I kept saying to everybody was "I want to go home," and they sent me home! Doesn't anybody believe me? But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home. And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again. Because I love you all. And... Oh Auntie Em! There's no place like home!
The Terminator 終結者
哈哈，沙拉最後對自己肚子里的孩子的話，很有意思，你看過就應該知道，她肚子里的孩子，是這個孩子在未來的哥們兒的兒子。。。。。。巨亂的！
Sarah: The hardest thing is deciding what I should tell you and what not to. Well, anyway, I've got a while yet before you're old enough to understand the tapes. They're more for me at this point... to help get it all straight.
Should I tell you about your father? That's a tough one. Will it change your decision to send him here...knowing? But if you don't send Kyle, you could never be. God, you can go crazy thinking about all this...I suppose I'll tell you...I owe him that. And maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few hours we had together we loved a lifetime's worth...
Serendipity 緣份天註定 / 美國情緣 / 情有獨鍾
很無聊的片子，將緣分的。。。個人不喜歡，不過台詞還行，不大出名。
Sara: I've always believed in fate. I've always believed that life is more than a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. But rather, a tapestry of events that culminate into an exquisite plan. I mean, I just spent the entire flight staring into the sky thinking. Not about my fiance, but about this mystery guy I met a million and a half hours ago. A guy I don't even remember except for this vague picture inside my head. It's just a few seconds, a fragment really, and it's like, in that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together. We spent only a few precious hours together and I never even gave him my last name or my phone number. Instead, I told him that if we were meant to be together, if fate meant for us to be together, we'd meet again someday. That's why I'm here. That's why I'm going to let fate take me anywhere it wants to go, because when all of this is over, atleast I'll never have to think of him ever again. Let's just pray he's a bald Fascist who picks his nose and wipes it under the car seat
The Princess Diaries 公主日記
結尾時她的記者發表會。。。OMG!
Mia: Hi, um... hello. I'm Mia. Um, it's stopped raining! I'm really no good at speech-making. Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away, or sometimes I even get sick. But you really didn't need to know that... But I'm not so afraid anymore. See, my father helped me. Earlier this evening had every intention of giving up my claim to the throne. And my mother 0helped me, by telling me it was ok, and by supporting me like she has for my entire life. But then I wondered how I'd feel after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia. Would I feel relieved, or would I feel sad? And then I realized how many stupid times a day I use the word 'I.' And probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's like seven billion other people out there on the planet, and... sorry, I'm going too fast. But then I thought, if I cared about the other seven billion out there, instead of just me, that's probably a much better use of my time.
See, if i were Princess of Genovia, then my thoughts and the thoughts of people smarter than me would be much better heard, and just maybe those thoughts could be turned into actions. So this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis. But now I choose to be forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia.
這些都是女生的，第一個我有改一部分配角的，但我真的人為第一的句子特別有詩意，抒發女人對擺托封建束縛激情，對愛的渴望。不過片子不是特多人看過。
順便介紹你個網站：http://www.whysanity.net/monos/
裡面的都是經典獨白，如果你有喜歡的電影，你可以從中查。
順便建議你，要不要考慮學唱<don't cry for me agentina> 貝隆夫人的獨白，或是moulin rouge紅磨坊里的獨白？雖然是唱的，但比較好背。
參考資料：http://www.whysanity.net/monos/
㈤ 關於小學生相聲的台詞，快點，100字
A:還記得我嗎
B:你是……
A:誒呀！我是***啊
B:哦——不知道。
A:誒呀，連我都不知道，我內是**（職務）啊！
B:哦！還是容沒聽說過。
A:切，你這人太沒勁！算了算了，我「大人不計小人過。」不跟你一般見識。
B:（小聲）誰跟你一般見識啊？！（恢復原聲）誒，話說回來，你在這里閑逛什麼呢？老師讓背 的古詩背下來了嗎？！
A:早背下來了！不信？我……
B:（打斷A）我還真不信！
A:切！瞧不起人！
B:我還就瞧不起你了！
A:你……
B:行了，行了，咱倆也別吵了，你背背，讓大傢伙聽聽，大家不就都明白了嗎！
A:行，你出吧！
B:嗯……（小聲）這傢伙肯定吹牛，從一年級起，他的故事默寫就沒及過格！給他出個簡單的吧！（恢復）嗯，你就先背《詠鵝》吧。
A:鵝，鵝，鵝，曲項向天歌。白毛浮綠水，紅掌撥清波。
B:嗯，還不錯。再背背《清明》
A：清明時節雨紛紛……
B：（小聲）看來他還不錯。
A：姑蘇城外寒山寺。
B：你……不許胡說！
A：額……只是說錯了而已，你選的剛好是我不熟悉的！
B：好好好好好好！你自己說一個！
A：紅酥手，黃藤酒，兩個黃鸝鳴翠柳。長亭外，古道邊，一行白鷺上青天。
不太好，盡力了
㈥ 快手語錄配音在哪裡找的。
可以將文案整理出來，找到專門的配音師或者配音公司幫助錄製成音頻。
㈦ 怎麼把電影里的對白配音，配到快手段子裡面來啊
你好！
錄下來，只錄聲音，有這種軟體，你可以找找，然後在快手裡你發視頻的時候就可以選擇了你錄好的對白之類的。
僅代表個人觀點，不喜勿噴，謝謝。
㈧ 求一段經典快板書台詞
天下雲游四大部洲 人的心好比是長江水自流 君子人那相交是淡淡如水 小人交友蜜里調油 淡淡如水常來往 蜜里調油不到頭 交朋友總學桃園三結義 莫學那孫臏龐涓結下冤讎 唱的是 天也愁、地也愁、山也愁、那個水也是愁 君也愁、臣也愁、爹也愁、那個娘也是愁 老的也是愁、少的也是愁、惡也愁、善也愁 窮也愁、那個富也愁、鴨子也愁、鵝也愁 那個牛愁、馬愁一十八愁 天愁不下那甘露雨 地愁五穀不豐收 山愁愁的本是樵了夫的砍 水愁愁的本是流不到頭 君愁愁的刀兵動 臣愁愁的把官丟 老愁愁的本是沒有人管 少愁愁的本是白了他的頭 惡愁愁的本是惡貫滿 善愁愁的本是修不到頭 窮愁愁的本是沒有錢使 富愁愁的賊人把他偷 鴨子愁的扁了他的嘴 鵝也愁，愁來愁愁去，腦瓜門兒愁出一個奔兒拉頭 馬愁鞴鞍行千里 牛愁愁的冷風嗖 嗖來嗖去把牛嗖老 送在湯鍋里頭宰老牛 牛皮蒙鼓千釘釘 送在城裡頭鍾鼓樓 牛肉具在了長街上賣 肝貨腸子做個饒頭 牛骨頭就把那麻將牌來做 零零碎碎把色子摳 二對的五，三了對的四，幺了對的六 幺不幺六不六，咒罵色子斜骨頭 說我餿，我就餿 聽我沒事兒我捋舌頭 我們那兒有 六十六條胡同口 住著一位，六十六歲的劉老六 他家裡有，六十六所好高樓 在那樓上頭有，六十六簍桂花油 在那簍上頭蒙，六十六匹綠豆綢 在那綢上頭綉，六十六個大絨球 樓底下釘著六十六根兒檀了木的軸 軸上頭拴，六十六頭大青牛 牛旁邊，蹲著六十六個大馬猴 六十六歲的劉老六，坐在了門口啃骨頭 南邊兒來了一條狗，那麼這條狗，它好眼熟 好像是，大大媽家 大大媽的腦袋、大大媽的身子、大大媽的尾巴、大大媽的爪子、大大媽的耳朵 大大媽那個鰲頭獅子狗 北邊兒又來一條狗，那麼這條狗，它又眼熟 又好像，二大媽家、 二大媽的腦袋、二大媽的身子、二大媽的尾巴、二大媽的爪子、二大媽的耳朵 二大媽那個鰲頭獅子狗 兩條狗，搶骨頭，打成仇 嚇跑了，六十六個大馬猴 嚇驚了，六十六頭大青牛 拉躺下，六十六根兒檀了木的軸 撞塌了，六十六所好高樓 灑了六十六簍桂花油 油了六十六匹綠豆綢 臟了六十六個大絨球 打南邊兒來了個氣不休，手裡拿著個土坯頭，去打狗的頭 也不知，氣不休的土坯頭打破了狗的頭 也不知，狗的頭碰破了氣不休的土坯頭 西邊兒來了個禿妞妞，手裡拿著個油簍口，去套狗的頭 也不知，禿妞妞油簍口套上狗的頭 也不知，狗的頭鑽了禿妞妞油簍口 狗啃油簍簍油漏，狗不啃油簍簍不漏油 什麼上山吱扭扭 什麼下山亂點頭 什麼長頭不長尾 什麼長尾不長頭 什麼有腿家中坐 什麼無腿游遍州 趙州橋什麼人修 玉石的欄桿什麼人留 什麼人騎驢橋上走 什麼人推車軋道溝 什麼人拄刀橋頭站 什麼人勒馬看春秋 什麼人白 什麼人黑 什麼人的鬍子一大堆 什麼圓圓在天邊 什麼圓圓在眼前 什麼圓圓長街來賣 什麼圓圓道兒兩邊 什麼開花兒節節兒高 什麼開花兒貓了腰 什麼開花兒沒人見 什麼開花兒一嘴毛 什麼鳥兒穿青又穿白 什麼鳥兒穿出皂靴來 什麼鳥身披十樣兒錦 什麼鳥身披麻布口袋 雙扇門，單扇兒開，我破的悶兒自個兒猜 小車子上山吱扭扭 瘸子下山亂點頭 蛤蟆長頭不長尾 蠍子長尾不長頭 板凳有腿家中坐 洋錢無腿游遍州 趙州橋，魯班修 玉石的欄桿聖人留 張果老騎驢橋上走 柴王推車軋道溝 周倉拄刀橋頭站 關公勒馬看春秋 羅成白 敬德黑 張飛的鬍子一大堆 月亮圓圓在天邊 眼鏡圓圓在眼前 燒餅圓圓長街來賣 車軲轆圓圓道兒兩邊 高梁開花兒節節兒高 梅粟開花兒貓了腰 ?子開花兒沒人見 玉米開花一嘴毛 喜鵲穿青又穿白 烏鴉穿出皂靴來 野雞身披十樣兒錦 鶚勒身披麻布口袋 一道兒黑，兩道兒黑 三四五六七道兒黑 八九道兒黑，十道兒黑 買了個煙袋烏木桿兒，攥著兩頭兒一道兒黑 二姑娘描眉去打鬢，照著鏡子兩道兒黑 粉皮牆，寫川字兒，橫瞧豎瞧三道兒黑 象牙桌子烏木腿兒，擱到炕上四道兒黑 買了個小雞兒不下蛋，擱到籠兒里捂（五）到兒黑 挺好騾子不吃草，拉到街上遛（六）到兒黑 買了個小驢兒不套磨，鞴上鞍?騎（七）到兒黑 二姐兒男人去割麥，丟了鐮刀拔（八）到兒黑 月窠兒的孩子得瘋病，團幾個艾球兒灸（九）到兒黑 賣瓜子兒的時運背，嘩啦撒了一大堆 笤帚簸箕不湊手，一個一個拾到兒黑 出南門，奔正南 有個面鋪面沖南 面鋪門口兒掛著個藍布棉門簾 摘了藍布棉門簾，瞧了瞧，面鋪還是面沖南 掛上藍布棉門簾，瞧了瞧，面鋪還是面沖南 扁擔長，板凳寬 扁擔沒有板凳寬，板凳沒有扁擔長 扁擔綁在了板凳上 板凳不讓扁擔綁在了板凳上 扁擔偏要扁擔綁在了板凳上 正月兒里，正月兒正 姐妹二人去逛燈 大姑娘名叫寶紅女 二姐名叫女粉紅 寶紅女，穿著一件寶紅襖 女粉紅，穿著一件襖粉紅 寶紅女懷里抱著一瓶寶紅酒 女粉紅懷里抱著一瓶酒粉紅 姐妹找個無人處 推杯換盞飲劉伶 女粉紅喝了寶紅女的寶紅酒 寶紅女喝了女粉紅的酒紛紅 寶紅女喝了一個酩酊醉 女粉紅喝了一個醉酩酊 女粉紅揪著寶紅女就打 寶紅女揪著女粉紅就擰 女粉紅撕了寶紅女的寶紅襖 寶紅女撕了女粉紅的襖粉紅 姐妹打罷撂過手 自己買線自己縫 寶紅女買了一條寶紅線 女粉紅買了一條線粉紅 寶紅女她反縫縫縫寶紅襖 女粉紅她縫反縫縫襖粉紅 南邊兒來個瘸子 擔著一挑子茄子 手裡拿著個碟子 地下釘著個木頭橛子 沒留神那橛子，絆倒了瘸子 灑了瘸子茄子 砸了瘸子碟子 瘸子，爬起來，要撿茄子 北邊兒來個醉老爺子 腰裡掖著個煙袋別子 過來要買瘸子茄子 瘸子，不樂意賣給醉老爺子茄子 老爺子一生氣，搶了瘸子茄子 瘸子，拔起橛子追老爺子快給茄子茄子不給瘸子瘸子招乎手裡橛子 老爺子一生氣，不給瘸子茄子，拿起煙袋別子，就打瘸子 瘸子，拿起橛子砍老爺子 也不知，老太爺子煙袋別子打了瘸子茄子 也不知瘸子橛子打壞了老太爺子煙袋別子 閑來沒事出城西 樹木琅琳數不齊 一個一，一二三三二一 一二三四五六七 七六五四三二一 六五四，三二一 五四三二一 四三二一三二一 二一一，一一一 一棵樹，長著七個枝 七個枝，結的七樣果 結的是 檳子、橙子、桔子、柿子、李子、栗子、梨
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