高中笑話

1. 高中生喜歡的笑話集錦

記得有一哥們結婚，哥幾個去幫忙。……不想割…… 婚禮現場：主持人請一妹子上台說：「回今天是你好朋友答大喜的日子，你說點什麼吧！」
妹子激動的說：「就點個糖醋鯉魚和紅燒排骨吧！」 妹子！你的世界我真不懂啊！來砸場子的吧！

2. 適合給高中生講的笑話

1：一經理給客戶放PPT的時候突然蹦出黃抄色圖片，大夥都驚呆了！沉默半響，然後經理淡定的來了句:還困嗎？--不困咱繼續！

2：剛才來了個美女顧客，洗完頭後我問她需要什麼發型。美女說：「你們店裡音響里放的那個明星.....是誰來著，就她的發型。」 店裡在放Lady gaga的歌，我想了一下，難度實在太大，於是把歌換成了李代沫的…………

3：
女兒： 媽！
媽媽：我有那麼老嗎？
女兒： 姐！
媽媽：說吧，啥事呢？
女兒：我沒錢了……
媽媽：找你媽要去啊！

3. 適合高中勵志笑話簡短搞笑還勵志

兒子背上有點癢，叫老婆撓撓，老婆輕輕的摸摸， 兒子讓老婆重一點，老婆說 自己就這么點力氣。
兒子當時就爆發了：那你揍我的時候下手咋那麼重呢？
一臉黑線..

4. 誰能給我個很好笑的英語笑話，高中階段的

搞笑的英語小笑話1：Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂貴的代價
牙科醫生：對不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
牙科醫生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了

搞笑的英語小笑話2：I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒有睡著
當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：「先生，醒醒!」
「我沒有睡著。」那個男人回答。
「沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?」
「我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。」
搞笑的英語小笑話3：The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
「你根本無法想像和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，」一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，「她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。」
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰更有禮貌?
一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌。瘦子說他更有禮貌，因為他經常對女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認為他更有風度，因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時，總有兩位女士能坐下。
搞笑的英語小笑話4：Let Dog in Hotel
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
一個人給一家他計劃在假期里停留的小旅館寫了封信，「我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很乾凈很有教養，你能允許它和我睡一間屋子嗎?」
旅館主人立即回了封信，「我經營旅館很多年了，狗從沒偷過毛巾，床單， 餐具，或者牆上的畫。我也從沒有在半夜因為狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館，如果它為您擔保，也歡迎您來。
搞笑的英語小笑話5：Intelligent son
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
聰明的兒子
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。
兒子回來後,父親問他:「你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?」 「當然」「你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?」
「我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫」「那你為什麼不拿回來呢?」
「我還以為你不寫地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!」
搞笑的英語小笑話6：Put your feet in
The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
把腳放進去
一個女學生坐在座位上，嘴裡起勁地嚼著口香糖，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里，被老師發現了。「瑪麗!」老師嚴厲地叫她。「什麼事，老師?」這女學生問。「把口香糖從嘴裡拿出來，把腳放進去。」
搞笑的英語小笑話7：I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conctor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒有睡著
當一群婦女上車之後，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：「先生，醒醒!」
「我沒有睡著。」那個男人回答。
「沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?」
「我知道，我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。」
搞笑的英語小笑話8：The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可憐的丈夫
「你根本無法想像和我妻子打交道是多麼的難，」一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說，「她問我一個問題，然後自己回答了，過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的。」
搞笑的英語小笑話9：Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒?
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
「看，」哥哥說，「這些畫多漂亮呀!」
「是啊，」弟弟說道，「可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?」
哥哥想了會兒，然後解釋道：「很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。」
搞笑的英語小笑話10：Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道這個諺語嗎?
一個小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
「沒有關系，」一位先生說，「不用害怕，你知道這條諺語嗎：『吠狗不咬人。』」
「啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?」

5. 高中英語笑話

To Be Polite
One day,Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.As soon as the waiter took out two steaks,Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that:"When are you going to learn to be polite?"
Bill:"If you had the chance to pick first,which one would you pick?"
Tom:"The smaller piece,of course."
Bill:"What are you whining about then?The smaller piece is what you want,right?"
學會禮貌
一天,比爾和湯姆去餐館吃飯.當服務員端上兩份牛排時,比爾迅速地為自己拿了比較大的那塊.
湯姆對此很不開心：「你什麼時候能學會禮貌?」
比爾說：「如果讓你先拿,你會拿哪個?」
湯姆說：「當然是小的那個.」
比爾：「那你還抱怨什麼?小的那個不就是你想要的,不是嗎?」

6. 適合高中生的幽默段子

幽默段子坊 這個號我關注2年了，一年365天天天更新，而且內容很新，很逗，陪我度過了枯燥的上班時間，印象深度的那句話是，關注我，開啟你的快樂源泉。挺適合未成年人觀看的

7. 求在高中笑話

新學復期伊始，我們制高年級學生去車站迎接新同學。
一男生見一小女生站在一個大箱子旁不知所措，便主動上前幫她提起箱子。不料箱子重逾千斤，男生又不好意思放下箱子，只好勉力支撐。
才走了幾步，那女生便說：背不動就滾吧。男生一聽此言，登時怒從心頭起，放下箱子，怒視著她。
那女生愣了幾秒鍾，才滿臉通紅地指著箱子的底部說：我指的是輪子。

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大一入學時，同寢室的相聚到一起，都喜歡聊聊天，吹吹牛。我們寢室也不例外。
話說，開學第一天，我們寢室的一到齊，幾人就圍坐一起，准備開聊……剛坐下，一個人就「不失時機」地放了一個屁……我們都有點尷尬，不知說些什麼好。
還是室長靈機一動，拍著「放屁者」的肩膀親切地問道：「聽口音不像本地人呀……」

8. 有哪些高中生才懂得段子值得分享

有哪些高中生才懂的段子，那大概就是文言文中的那個段子了。比如說，在懟對方的時候，常常會說一句，非人哉。在我看來沒有一些文化水平的是聽不懂的。這大概就是高中生才懂得了段子吧。

9. 要一個超級搞笑的英語笑話帶中文翻譯，高中水平

Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋來糕源
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎？
媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧！

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.
Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.
媽媽：瑪麗，你為什麼這樣大喊大叫的？ 為什麼不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢？你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。
瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當然不會出聲了，因為我們倆正在玩爸爸回家遲到的游戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。