flash笑話

❶ 有什麼搞笑的笑話或Flash

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❷ 求一則FLASH笑話

一天在公交車上抄，由於擁擠一男一女發生了碰撞。
時髦女郎回頭飛眼道：「你有病啊？」
男子覺得莫名其妙回道：「你有葯嗎？」
車上人竊笑！
女子覺得生氣回道：「你有精神病啊？」
男子冷麵對道：「你能治啊？」
全車人爆笑！
公交司機停車，趴在方向盤上大笑！
這是珠江路上上班的朋友遇見的
公交車上超擠，有一女人站在門口，
從車後面擠過來一個GG要下車，
跟那女的說了一句「讓一下，下車」，那個女滴木有動。
GG擠過去時就踩到她了。
結果那女人好厲害的，不停的罵「神經病啊你！神經病啊你！~~」，還超大聲，搞得全車都看呀。
GG一直木有說話，下車時忍不了了，回頭對那女人說，「復讀機呀你！」
全車人暴笑~！
後邊有幾個搞笑的小孩，不停的伴演剛才的一幕，
甲說「你神經病呀你！。。。。。乙說「你復讀機呀你」。。。。。。
全車人暴笑~！
後來，有個小MM也要下車，擠過去怯怯滴說「偶~偶~偶想下去，偶不是神經病~！」
全車人再次暴笑~！
那個女人木有說話，可是從邊上飄來一句話「你是不是沒電了」
全車人暴笑不止~！

❸ 找個flash笑話的名稱,哪位朋友見多識廣幫個忙！

flash里有了,就在搞笑類

❹ 一個Flash笑話下載（具體內容下面）

後面還有一段就是抄：三個人又一起走了，走走遇到個神燈這次神燈只能滿足每人一個願望了。結果倆個外國人商量一下說：中國人肯定要二鍋頭我們讓他先說我們再說就行了。中國人上前說了一句：神燈是吧？你給我變成二鍋頭給我喝了。
沙漠奇遇

❺ 用FLASH為話題，講的笑話。謝謝大家幫忙

比較著名的是《唬客的網路笑話》，他們的系列已經出了很多了

❻ 求flash源文件，關於一個小笑話的，簡單就好，兩分鍾以內的

只有1分鍾的小笑話動畫，行不

❼ 一個適合做Flash的小笑話（最好是做好了的且能下載。不是的話文字也行）

最強最短的武俠小說(定稿完全版)

小說要求:

1、要同時涉及3大門派專

2、要包含江湖門屬派間多年恩怨情仇,又要打破世俗倫理。

3、同時情節還要扣人心懸,大有血雨腥風呼之欲來。令人極為期待該小說之續集,同時留下n多懸念。

4、越短越好

第2天,有人來投稿,全文只有十個字:

禿驢,竟敢跟貧道搶師太!

編輯復語:恩怨情仇,血雨腥風確有,且短小精悍,n多懸念,但俠骨有餘,柔情不足。雖江湖兒女,但也有柔情萬種。

第3天,修改稿:

師太,你就放棄禿驢從了貧道吧!

編輯又語:江湖兒女,柔情盡顯,纏綿悱惻。但仍拘泥世俗倫理。

第4天,第三稿:

師太,你竟敢跟貧道搶禿驢!

編輯三思,語:打破世俗倫理之作,血雨腥風也呼之欲來,扣人心弦,懸念n多,但總是少點什麼.

。。。

第5天,終結稿:

和尚:"師太,你從了和尚吧!"

道長:"禿驢,竟敢跟貧道搶師太!"

師太:"和尚、道長你們一起上吧,我趕時間。

❽ 漢字諧音笑話的FLASH

見雞而作
從前有一個地主,很愛吃雞,佃戶租種他家的田,光交租不行,還得先送一隻雞給他.
有一個叫張三的佃戶,年終去給地主交租,並佃第二年的田.去時,他把一隻雞裝在袋子里,交完租,便向地主說起第二年佃田的事,地主見他兩手空空,便兩眼朝天地說:"此田不予張三種."張三明白這句話的意思,立刻從袋子里把雞拿了出來.
地主見了雞,馬上改口說:"不予張三卻予誰 "
張三說:"你的話變得好快呵!"
地主答道:"方才那句話是'無稽(雞)之談',此刻這句話是見機(雞)而作'."

耳朵在此
新上任的知縣是山東人,因為要掛 子,他對師爺說:"你給我去買兩根竹竿來."
師爺把山東腔的"竹竿"聽成了"豬肝",連忙答應著,急急地跑到肉店去,對店主說:"新來的縣太爺要買兩個豬肝,你是明白人,
心裡該有數吧!"
店主是個聰明人,一聽就懂了,馬上割了兩個豬肝,另外奉送了一副豬耳朵.
離開肉鋪後,師爺心想:"老爺叫我買的是豬肝,這豬耳朵當然是我的了……"於是便將獵耳包好,塞進口袋裡.回到縣衙,向知縣稟道:"回稟太爺,豬肝買來了!"
知縣見師爺買回的是豬肝,生氣道:"你的耳朵哪裡去了!"師爺一聽,嚇得面如土色,慌忙答道: "耳……耳朵……在此……在我……我的口袋裡!"

有"機"可乘
有一個商品推銷員去廣州出差,到北京後,由於想乘飛機前往,因怕經理不同意報銷,便給經理發了一封電報:"有機可乘,乘否 "經理接到電報,以為是成交之"機"已到,便立即回電:"可乘就乘."
這個推銷員出差回來報銷旅差費時,經理以不夠級別,乘坐飛機不予報銷的規定條款,不同意報銷飛機票費.推銷員拿出經理回電,經理口瞪口呆.

地名有關
元旦晚上,小弟帶兩位僑生到家晚餐,一個性情開朗,一個較為拘謹.
席間,那位開朗的同學笑指拘謹的同學給我們介紹說:"他是緬甸來的,所以比較靦腆."隨後他舉起酒杯向大家敬酒,仰首一飲而盡,接著說:"我是仰光來的."

校長發火
校長在學期結束時的校務會議上,對人事行政效率之低,大發雷霆.他說:"負責董事業務的不懂事;負責人事管理的不省人事;身為幹事的又不幹事!"

鄉村開會
一個鄉里開會,由於諧音,村長說:"兔子們,蝦米們,不要漿瓜,鹹菜太貴了."(同志們,鄉民們,不要講話,現在開會了.)主持人說:"鹹菜請香腸漿瓜."(現在請鄉長講話.)鄉長說:"兔子們,蝦米們,今天的飯狗吃了,大家都是大王八."(同志們,鄉民們,今天的飯夠吃了,大家都用大碗吧)

❾ 求一個笑話，也有根據這個笑話做的一個FLASH

三隻小豬

有一天，狼要吃三隻小豬。三隻小豬有倆在門口，一隻在屋回頂。（豬1和豬答2在門口，豬3在屋頂。豬1的名字叫"誰"，豬2的名字叫"哪兒"，豬3的名字叫"什麼"。）於是精彩的對話就有了。
狼：你是誰？
豬1：對
狼：什麼？
豬1："什麼"在屋頂。
狼：我是問你的名字叫什麼？
豬1：我叫"誰"，"什麼"在屋頂上！
狼又問豬2：你是誰？
豬2：我不是"誰"，他是"誰"。（指著豬1）
狼：你認識他？
豬2:嗯！
狼：他是誰？
豬2：是的。
狼：什麼？
豬2："什麼"在屋頂！
狼：哪兒？
豬2："哪兒"是我。
狼：誰？
豬2：他是"誰"。（又指著豬1）
狼：我怎麼知道。
豬2：你找"誰"？
狼：什麼？
豬2：他在屋頂？
狼：哪兒？
豬2：是我。
狼：誰？
豬2：我不是"誰"，他是"誰"。
狼：天哪！
豬1·2："天哪"是我們的爸爸。
狼：什麼，是你們的爸爸？
豬2：不是！
狼受不了了，仰天長嘆：為什麼？
豬1·2·3：你認識我們爺爺？
狼：什麼？
豬1：不是，我們的爺爺是"為什麼"。
狼：為什麼？
豬1：是！
狼：是什麼？
豬1：不"為什麼"。
狼：誰？
豬1：我是"誰"。
狼：你是誰？
豬1：對，我是"誰"。
狼：什麼？
豬1·2：他在屋頂上。…………

❿ 有沒有英文版的flash笑話，急用！！！[email protected]最好是簡單的笑話。適合初中生的水平。謝謝

jokes about animal
a cat with suspected multiple personality disorder:
as an experienced veterinary psychologist, i have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions, including feline factitious disorder (f.f.d.), siamese schizophrenia, generalized angora anxiety syndrome (g.a.a.s.), hysterical hairballs, catnip dependence, finicky personality disorder, and of course, mpd (usually known as feline dissociative disorder, multiple type).
what small success i have had has been the proct of rigorously applied multiphasic empathic ontogenic work (m.e.o.w.). it is demanding of both therapist and patient, but given sufficient motivation and an understanding owner, it is the only hope.
the first phase of treatment requires repeated application of feline exo-empathic dysphoric mood exercises (f.e.e.d.m.e.) until a stable period of at least one month has been established. the next phase begins the challenging of the fragmentation, and it entails the lovingly interpreted transferential topographic entity rapprochement by observed xenophobia maneuver (l.i.t.t.e.r.b.o.x.) in which the very fragmentation itself is made toxic to the cat. the final phase proces a single, intact personality through positive unified reintegrated reinforcement (p.u.r.r.), and though this phase can last upwards of two years, it is essential that it be performed unerringly with intensely focused purpose. a thorough exegesis of m.e.o.w. treatment can be found in my latest book, "feline analytic theory & character: assessment and technique" (f.a.t.c.a.t.).
marge was telling her friend grace how she gets her son out of bed in the morning. "i just open his door and toss the cat on his bed. he sleeps with his dog."
there once were two cats in kilkenny
and each thought there was one cat too many;
so they quarreled and fit
and they gouged and they bit
til, excepting their nails
and the tips of their tails,
instead of two cats there weren't any.
can cats see in the dark?
yes, but they have trouble holding the flashlight!
do you call a cat that has swallowed a ck?
a ck filled fatty puss.
pete: have you ever seen a catfish?
paul: yes, i have
pete: how did it hold the rod?
a black and white cat crossed my path this morning, and since then my luck has been patchy
customer: do you sell cats meat?
butcher: yes, as long as they are accompanied by a human being
there was a man whose dog had died. before he buried the dog, he took
the dog to the vet to see if for sure the dog was dead.
the vet says, put him on the table here.
he opened a door, a cat walked around the dog once and returned inside
the little box and the vet close the door.
the vet said, yep, your dog's dead, that'll be 200 dollars.
200 dollars, the man said, don't you think that's a little bit
excessive just to tell me my dog's dead?
the vet said, "well, it's 40 dollars my fee, 160 for the cat scan."
what do you call a cat that travels by train?
a com-mew-ter
what happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
she had mittens
the u.s. army attempts to explain the question:?why did the chicken cross the road?
training and doctrine command (tradoc):?the purpose is to familiarize the chicken with road-crossing proceres.?road-crossing should be performed only between the hours of sunset and sunrise. solo chickens must have at least three miles of visibility and a safety observer.
special forces command:?the chicken crossed at a 90 degree angle to avoid prolonged exposure to a line of communication.?to achieve maximum surprise, the chicken should have performed this maneuver at night using nvgs (night vision goggles), preferably near a road bend in a valley.
personnel command (perscom